Favorite Femal Vocalist

[lizard]

Janis Joplin

 

[unhinged]

none of the list...the list is a piss-take right?

diamanda galas
jarboe
tori amos
the girl from atrox (shit memory sorry)
whoever does female vocals for dr kevorkian & the suicide machine
karen crisis
+

 

[Six-winged Seraph]

Doc from Wetwork

 

[lurch70]

stevie nicks

 

[lizard]

she had presence, and was cute, but she always sounded as if she needed to blow her nose.

 

[Ellestin]

Well Jarboe obviously, and Lisa Gerrard obviously too, and Tom Yorke on some occasions.

 

[lurch70]

she had presence, and was cute, but she always sounded as if she needed to blow her nose.

that might be true, but the songs she sang were really magical

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Anneke van Giersbergen

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Edit: I still think some here might like this: http://www.schwarzdorn.de/carvedinstone/Songs/Warrior and Man.mp3

Still I hear the old song,
it is sung by the birds and the leaves in the trees.
It is sung by the wind,
by the thunder and rain, by the waves in the seas.
It is sung by the merfolk, by gnomes and by dwarves,
in the rivers and mountains so deep;
it is sung by the fairies that dance in the woods,
it is sung where the unicorns sleep.

When the world was still young
and the weak race of man still had hearts true and proud,
Man did fight side by side
with the folk of the woods as an invincible crowd.
As a frightening army they rode through the mist,
with their weapon and shield by their side;
and the warrior´s song all the swordsmen did sing
as the black army rode in the night.

But the race of man´s weak
and it started to fight only for money and fame;
While the folk of the woods
fought for justice and truth, not for man´s greed and shame.
Thus the elves turned their back on man´s insanity
and the old friendship came to an end;
and the warrior´s song was forgotten by man,
who to gold and injustice did bend.

But I still hear the song
which is sung by the birds and the leaves in the trees,
which is sung by the merfolk,
by gnomes and by fairies in the mountains and seas.
And as long as my heart beats this song will be there,
for I know that the warriors still ride.
Yes, the race of man´s weak, but a few still remember
the old words of honour and pride.

 

[Danny_Glover]

TINA TURNER!!

 

[Nate The Great]

I can't believe nobody has mentioned Jessica Simpson.

 

[Ellestin]

I can't believe nobody has mentioned Jessica Simpson.

I thought her full-time job was being ugly

 

[Reign in Acai]

This is ugly?

 

[Ellestin]

C'mon don't get it started over again

 

[NAD]

Jonie Mitchell

No wait, Janis Joplin.

Shit! Aretha Franklin!

Man, I dunno. A lot!

 

[Reign in Acai]

Look at that bottom pic bro! Airbrushed or not. That is the paramount of beauty!!! 72 wholesome islamic virgins couldn't hold a candle to that smile. Enough beauty to make a pitbull whimper with blueballs.

 

[Ellestin]

Look at that bottom pic bro!

I fail words to put it now... Whatever floats your boat

 

[JayKeeley]

 

[Reign in Acai]

Is Madder Mortem any good Jay? Climb Thar Hill was claiming they were absolute shite.

5 minutes later...













He threw up.

 

[JayKeeley]

Haha. Approximately 98% of the RC forum should be laughing right now.

 

[NAD]

I know I was at that post.

Also I got a decent LOL at Paul saying "that girl from Atrox" OH MAN WAS THAT HILARIOUS. Although I didn't dislike her as much as some of ya'll.