Fellow members of the website you miss hearing

[no country for old wainds]

the problem i have with other forums is that they don't last. or they ban me, in metal archives' case.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

@Umodian! Where you at brosef?

@0Marty

 

[EspaDa]

the problem i have with other forums is that they don't last. or they ban me, in metal archives' case.

What did you do on MA so that they banned you?

 

[CiG]

Refusing to use punctuation or capitalisation.

 

[EspaDa]

Haha indeed, that's his trademark.

 

[Carpe Mortem]

This board is definitely better than other music boards I've used, because there's less people. It's annoying when you post something and there's literally three or four pages of responses by the end of the day. Like why bother, I'm trying to have a conversation. We get more real discussion here instead of a chat room-like atmosphere.

I also find this board to be more mature, ironically. Sure there's some ball breaking but at least half of you aren't trying to literally fuck each other or convinced the other half is a secret group that won't let you in.

 

[The Ozzman]

I already miss Cythraul. I hope he posts again soon.

 

[no country for old wainds]

What did you do on MA so that they banned you?

i'm not gonna call it 'trolling' because the mainstream media has permanently ruined that word for me now. i literally cringe every time i hear it used outside the internet by people over the age of 30 ugh it's so lame

 

[Sirjack]

So...you...creeped?
what happened

 

[no country for old wainds]

i forget, but there's still a copy of their banlist which explains:
Sacraphobic - look at me, I'm Scorpio junior and I want to have the last word!
GoD - Same person as Sacraphobic, higher on the list. He seemed to have reformed somewhat under his new handle. Unfortunately, he still clung on to his overpowering need to have THE last word, even if said word eventually dropped to the level of "ur a doodoohaed." Ash to ash; dust to dust; shit to fertilizer.

 

[Satanstoenail]

the problem i have with other forums is that they don't last. or they ban me, in metal archives' case.

I seem to recall you being banned from here once or twice also

 

[no country for old wainds]

who, me? *scooby doo voice*

 

[no country for old wainds]

my fav entries on the banlist. some of these people used to post here, i.e. swizzlenuts, blaphbee, DE

swizzlenuts - Reposting a locked thread, possibly trolling, too retarded to use Google
Krill - REALITY IS A LIE BAN ME PLZ
ANTIBoris - Harassing a moderator
Rectal_Exam_Kit - He sure wanted to know what your favorite everything was
Metal_Mayhem6679 - lol i made a mallcore site pretending to be boris! i sure had them fooled huhuhuhuh!!111
ConcreteLeper - bollocks in the review forum. swizzlenuts reborn
not_swizzlenuts - that sure fooled us
prozak - Trolling/Propaganda, harassing a moderator, being a whiny fag
Blaphbee_abounds - Prozak, or one of his minions maybe.
neoclassical - Prozak again, being his usual spamming self.
HUMANBEANS - HUMAN BEANS
swoop - Would have gone to Valhalla if he hadn't asked a retired admin to delete 615 individual posts...
swizzle - Betcha can't guess who this was.
JeremiahTwattenfaust - Apparently an acquaintance of GoD's. Perhaps he'd have been less cantankerous if he'd have worn clean panties...although I suspect that keeping clean unmentionables must be difficult when one's vagina is constantly weeping sticky tears of joy over SVARTPEST!!!112.
Johnchuckalumba - wheres my money????????????????????? (punctuation condensed tenfold to prevent page from stretching)
PornolithFalconsbean - I'm not laughing.
Kult - Insisted that Kittie (the band) is metal. 'Nuff said. Penultimate line was "Really hoping I don't get banned..." Hope in vain, whelp.
lifemetall - M-A "destroyed his only dream in life" (I wouldn't make this stuff up, folks) by not letting him pirate some image from the site. I thought it best to put him out of his misery. What's a monkey without a dream, after all?

HUMANBEANS was the best. just posted 'HUMAN BEANS' in a bunch of threads, got banned, was never heard from again. wish i was capable of such genius tbh

there are a whole bunch who got banned for abusing ultraboris lol

 

[Satanstoenail]

I hope Profanity comes to visit again, he was entertaining

 

[The Ozzman]

I think I remember prozak. not_swizzlenuts

 

[no country for old wainds]

prozak runs anus.com and used to spam his shit evvvvvvvvvvverywhere so probably

profanity was the greatest troll of all time if indeed he was a troll, i've heard many different theories on this. he put the current userbase's autism to shame.

 

[Satanstoenail]

I remember swizzlenuts. He fucked off to RC not long after I joined and came back a few times to tell us all how much GMD sucks now

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I used to see swizzlenuts at shows in the Chicago/Wisconsin area a bit but he's fallen off the face of the earth in the past couple of years.

 

[no country for old wainds]

i used to invite him into multi-convos on msn for years and his gimmick was he never said anything or left, but then one day he said something and spoiled it all

 

[End of Glory]

@End of Glory and @unknown Where y'all at???

I'm kind of still here