Female friends

[Dick Sirloin]

Then again, you guys are probably just thinking about sex, so it doesn't matter.

How DARE you assume this about me?!?!


Actually, you know, sometimes I don't think a steady GF would be that bad at this point in my life.

 

[lizard]

there is also...the fleshlight! no messy emotional entanglements, just use, rinse, and stow.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

There are easier ways to get laid.

flunitrazepam

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

WTF is a fleshlight?

 

[lizard]

Actually, you know, sometimes I don't think a steady GF would be that bad at this point in my life.

I know, you're all of twenty grizzled years old??

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

flunitrazepam

seriously. If you wanna just get laid. Take the easier route. If you want a GF, well.. she ain't the one. She's a slut if she's that easy to steal.

 

[lizard]

our sysadmin told me about this thing, and a few weeks ago someone posted a pic of one here!
it's like an artificial vagina, shaped like a large flashlight

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

weird.

Pass on that.

@Schlong Sirloin - A steady GF is fine as long as you can actually find somebody who interests you a bit. Steady GFs you have nothing in common with suck.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Lizard: I'm not looking to get married anytime soon, d00d! I just want some pussy I don't have to work for and a chick companion to frolic with me in the fields.

CA: I don't think she's a slut. And I don't really think I can steal her at this point.

 

[lizard]

do a google image search for "fleshlight" ~ it's out there

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

WTF is a fleshlight?

mouth:

vag:

and of course, teh ASS:

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

then play it cool and try and wait till she breaks up with him while looking for some action on the side.

 

[lizard]

Lizard: I'm not looking to get married anytime soon, d00d! I just want some pussy I don't have to work for and a chick companion to frolic with me in the fields.

haha I know, it's just that "at this stage of my life it's time to settle down and begin thinking about life insurance..."

 

[Dick Sirloin]

@Schlong Sirloin - A steady GF is fine as long as you can actually find somebody who interests you a bit. Steady GFs you have nothing in common with suck.

Yep. Been there. It's pretty miserable.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah. if it's anything more than drunken/stoned sex, gotta share some interests.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

haha I know, it's just that "at this stage of my life it's time to settle down and begin thinking about life insurance..."

Maybe it's time I wrote my will...

Sometimes I just need a companion that's not one of my guy friends or one of my girl friends that's dating someone else or just a chick looking for dick (sirloin).

 

[lizard]

mouth:
vag:
and of course, teh ASS:

haha I didn't know about the ass and mouth, those must be interchangeable attachments

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

the best part when you google "fleshlight" is that this pic comes up on page 1

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Sometimes I just need a companion that's not one of my guy friends or one of my girl friends that's dating someone else or just a chick looking for dick (sirloin).

Yeah. I was in that boat too.

 

[Erik]

funny thing is, the actual fleshlight probably is less artificial than she is