Fiction [New Album Spoilers Highly Likely. Read At Own Risk]

[:.::zamijackyl]

Sh*t!

Now the wait seems even longer as I have my friend who doesn't own a single cd telling me on msn how great the album is

I won't download it 'cause I'll buy it for sure the day it comes out and nothing can't beat the day that a new album you've been waiting for a long time is finally in your hands and you play it for the first time..

 

[plintus]

Now the wait seems even longer as I have my friend who doesn't own a single cd telling me on msn how great the album is

You need to kill that friend of yours, decapitate him after and save his head in the jar, as an example how far tr00 fans can go.

Too bad we'll never see you again, but that's another story...

 

[:.::zamijackyl]

You need to kill that friend of yours, decapitate him after and save his head in the jar, as an example how far tr00 fans can go.

Too bad we'll never see you again, but that's another story...

Nah I'll just cut him open and leave him to rot and get eaten by wild animals in the forest.. Or bury him alive or.. Too many good choises.. Decapitating could get messy..

Besides I wouldn't get caught, practice makes perfect u know..

 

[Jolty]

It's leaked?

Quick! Someone break my Internets.

 

[plintus]

It's leaked?

Quick! Someone break my Internets.

I'll puncture your eardrums if you DL it

 

[Jolty]

I'll puncture your eardrums if you DL it

How quickly do eardrums heal?

Haha. I can't download it. Dark Tranquillity is my favourite band, and I even work in a CD store.

Ohh, but the temptation is there...

 

[Kovenant84]

Careful... he will.

And now I will get to work on parsing lyrics again. But I won't post them here. Because that would invoke great anger.

~kov.

 

[plintus]

How quickly do eardrums heal?

Um, never.

 

[Jolty]

Um, never.

Are you sure? I think I've heard stories of people's eardrums healing.

 

[plintus]

Are you sure? I think I've heard stories of people's eardrums healing.

Well, who punctured them: was it me, or they suddenly got freaky with lil' something-something there?

 

[Jolty]

Well, who punctured them: was it me, or they suddenly got freaky with lil' something-something there?

Hahaha. Fine, you win.

 

[Kovenant84]

Don't joke about that shit, Plin. It's not funny.

(Ok, it was, it just sucked being the one who was ear-raped by a dildo in class.)

(No, it didn't go in my ear.)

~kov.

 

[plintus]

Don't joke about that shit, Plin. It's not funny.

Not-so-funny things might be OK when you are trying to dick around about them: they can't become less not-so-funny after all.

Win-win.

 

[Kovenant84]

Exactly the point of my story.

~kov.

 

[Matse]

Grab him. I'll be back in a minute with pliers, nails, hammer and a little knife.

 

[plintus]

Grab him. I'll be back in a minute with pliers, nails, hammer and a little knife.

Yeah, after rahvin autobanned himself we have no other ways

 

[Nt3N]

even though i'm really tempted, I have decided not to download it. I will just wait to get the promo from CM.

all of my friends currently listening to it are saying it's wonderful. one even said it's the best since the gallery!

 

[Kovenant84]

If it's as good as I'm hoping, I'll be buying at least one of the editions, anyway. If for nothing else than for something to have them sign at a concert, for the artwork, for that one extra sale to bring them back again... ok, for a bunch of reasons.

~kov.

 

[Venenum Veritas]

looks like the "dimmu" treatment didn't work for the new dt album after all

oh well...

NP | you know what for the past month

 

[Nt3N]

I'll buy all versions of the new album anyway