fitness freaks?

I watched UFC once, and Christ it's boring. The main event went for like 10 seconds - reminded me of when Goldberg was WCW champ fighting such challengers as Ivan Putski's kid (can't for the life of me remember his first name!).
 
Is UFC where the guy yells "Go!" then they run into each other and roll around on the floor of a hexagaonal ring for a bit until suddenly someone quits?
 
Yep, that's it. :) When I watched it one match went for about five minutes and it was just one guy pushing the other guy up against the cage. I'm serious here. Neither of them moved until finally one guy lost his balance, but he stood up and it went on another five minutes.
 
Yeah ive seen some matches, its like watching paint dry. Throw a few Rocky style haymakers dammit!