FRANK! FRANK! FRANK! FRANK! FRANK! (Heathen Crusade II social/quotes/picture thread)

[Doom]

Fucking hell, it's all coming back to me now. On Day 1 before the bands started, Jerry, Mike, Loanne(sp?), me and Jason went to the Swedish museum and on the way Jerry got into some road rage with a black man who thought we'd cut him off. They even pulled over and the black man got out and started shouting at us. Jerry shouted back. I thought the man was going to pull a gun, especially when he said "why don't you white people respect the black man? Don't you know you could end up with a cap in your ass"? Jason told me later he was reaching for his cellphone to dial 911.

Hahaha awesome

 

[JayKeeley]

And by the way, let me reiterate the part about Jerry making himself throwup during Manegarm:

Yes, he was leaning up against the wall of the venue with eyes half shut, I walked over to see how he was doing, just as he started shoving two fingers down his throat.

This was all while Manegarm were on stage.

Some guy later went and stood in the puke patch. We told him to watch out but he didn't care.

The following day, the splat of puke was still there on the floor, chunky and red. This is what happens when you mix sloppy joes with bloody vikings*.



* vodka + cranberry juice

 

[Krilons Resa]

So Jerry threw up on the floor? ...wtf


Swizzlenuts looks coked-up in every pic. lol

 

[dorian gray]

haha that looks like alot of fun!

I have to ask though: did Frank, at any point, display his balls?

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[Long John]

Frank's balls didn't make an appearance all weekend.

I think if he would have been forced to chug one more beer his balls would have become well known to everyone in the venue.

 

[Dark One]

LOL @ all the great memories displayed in this thread. True examplification of what I alluded to in my review post. What else can be said? Let's further the random visual imagery of the event:

One of the only known visuals of the thread title must be posted first:

AND ONTO THE REST:

THE FRIENDS:

(SEE HOW MUCH THE PROMOTERS LOVE THEIR SPONSORS?*) *however, note the leaning of said sponsor towards kupshi, lol

Jason

 

[skyrefuge]

Here are some of my pictures, one for each band (that I had my camera for). See more, including some of beautiful St. Paul, at http://gregie.com/gallery/neil/20070119/

Vreid

Månegarm

Withering Soul

Dark Forest

Gwynbleidd

Earthen

Shroud of Bereavement

Hordes of Yore

Mael Mordha

Obtest

Rudra

Skyforger

Bal-Sagoth

 

[JayKeeley]

Oh man, awesome pictures from everyone!!!!

Neil, some of those band shots are excellent. What, no Slough Feg?

 

[Dark One]

MORE BAND RANDOM SHOTS TO COMPETE WITH NEIL:

Jason

 

[JayKeeley]

This thread keeps getting better! Those pictures where a band member is looking directly into the camera rule.

 

[Evil?]

Swizzle is your face always like that?

 

[Dark One]

MORE BAND SHOTS:

OFFERING A BEER TO THE LEAD SINGER OF MAEL MORDHA:

....AND THE AFTER EFFECT:

OFFERING A BEER TO THE BASSIST FOR MAEL MORDHA:

....AND THE AFTER EFFECT:

Jason

 

[lurch70]

Great pics everyone ... need some names with those personal pics ... except for Frank ... we all know "Frank"

 

[swizzlenuts]

Swizzle is your face always like that?

only when RiA pours multiple vodka/cranberry drinks down my throat, JayKeeley buys me a multiple beers, and I have a flask filled with whiskey that me and multiple band members drank. Then some person gave me a full bottle of rum right as I was about to start getting sober; I continued to drink that when I got back to the lobby. Then like Krig said, I came up to the room and ate pizza in the dark... with way too much alcohol.

 

[lurch70]

LOL

details on the blonde please

 

[swizzlenuts]

LOL @ all the great memories displayed in this thread. True examplification of what I alluded to in my review post. What else can be said? Let's further the random visual imagery of the event:

One of the only known visuals of the thread title must be posted first:
THE FRIENDS:

LOL, a random cute girl walks by and JayKeeley makes her take a picture with us

 

[JayKeeley]

haha, she wasn't all that random. She and I were actually standing next to Jerry as he shoved two fingers down his throat. I actually saved her from the splatter.

 

[Dark One]

AND THE GRAND FINALE - THE RANDOM BITS OF CRAZINESS, AWESOMENESS AND MISCELLANEOUS PICS:

Slough Feg pic for JayKeeley:

When JayKeeley and I informed Mike Scalzi of our review of the HC II show:

....And when JayKeeley and I informed Mike Scalzi of our review of the Brooklyn show:

THE "MAEL MORDHA" EFFECT ON THE CROWD:

THE RECURRING, YET WHOLLY SIMPLISTIC THEME OF THE WEEKEND:

MYSELF, AT ONE WITH THE RANDOM SUPPORT BEAMS ON THE CONCERT FLOOR:

THE "JERRY EFFECT" ON A VREID MOSH PIT:

THE DRINK OF CHOICE THROUGHOUT THE FESTIVAL:

JAYKEELEY, AT HIS ATMOSPHERIC, BLACK METAL BEST:

THE GIANT WALL OF T-SHIRTS SENT BY THE GODS OF HEATHENDOM:

THE SECOND RECURRING THEME OF THE WEEKEND, AS TOLD BY JAYKEELEY:

JERRY BEFORE MEETING THE WALL:

JERRY AFTER MEETING THE WALL:

Oh, the good times we had.

JASON

 

[JayKeeley]

at this whole thread.

5 stars.