Fries with mayo: NO! Just NOOOOOOOO!

Oded

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I have seen this reprehensible eating habit displayed in The Netherlands, Belgium, and Germany. Please stop it, now!

Fries with salt- yes.

With Ketchup- I hate it, and feel that it represents the absolute lowest point of American cuisine, but... use it if you must. Just don't slather it on your steak, as so many of my countrymen sadly feel the need to do.

With vinegar- Ugh. You're supposed to clean your kitchen floor with this stuff...

I know that many of you are eager to attack an American who dares to criticize Euro-Eating-Habits, but remember: at the very least, if not for Americans, the pizza would never have made it out of Naples.
Also, American cuisine cannot be criticized, simply because it doesn't exist. American food, my friends, is ALL foods. Why, within a 5-mile radius of my house, I have access to Indian, Chinese, Japanese, German, Turkish, Ethiopian (!), Lebanese, Northern & Southern Italian, Greek, Thai, Vietnamese, French, etc., restaurants. And I live in a fairly quiet neighborhood.
True, America did curse the rest of the world with the likes of McDonald's. Yet if you, like me, simply detest fast food, there's a solution- don't frequent such establishments. If no Ukrainians bought McBurgers, there wouldn't be a McDonald's in Kiev, if you know what I mean.

Don't forget-- Mayo on Fries? NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mayo only on a mortadella, capricola, gabbagout, and mozzarella sandwich.
 
bambi and oded are right. mayo+fries= :yuk: they also put it in burgers here, which is not as horrible at thankfully...
 
it's not that horrible cos it gets mixed with all the other stuff in the burger (ketchup, onions, cheese, etc.) and so the mayo taste is not so strong.
 
What are French fries Dhatura?????? If you're talking about these famous Belgian Fries, they're great, with BELGIAN mayonnaise!! Dutch mayonnaise is waaaaaaaaay to sweet and I don't want that on my fries either. Didn't taste German mayonnaise yet though.
 
Cerulean said:
What are French fries Dhatura?????? If you're talking about these famous Belgian Fries, they're great, with BELGIAN mayonnaise!! Dutch mayonnaise is waaaaaaaaay to sweet and I don't want that on my fries either. Didn't taste German mayonnaise yet though.

I was talking about Hungarian mayonnaise with Hungarian french fries :)
 
in greece almost everybody has no idea what curry is or how it tastes... i don't like it much to tell you the truth.
 
just go and choke in yer non-mayo crap..

mayonaise is (unlike Gilette) the best a (wo)man can get. especially if the sauce is mixed with garlic.
wake me up in the moring for that mate.
with a fine redbull that is. or i cant wake up.
 
Aww shaddup, you Cadaveric Incubator of Endo Parasites.
Mayo simply wasn't designed to go on fries.
The Dutch do porn, hookers, free bikes to ride around the city, and beer right. One thing they don't do... is fries! Throw all those tubs of Mayo into the Nordsee!
 
Oded said:
The Dutch do porn, hookers, free bikes to ride around the city, and beer right.
Isnt it just the greatest country mate!?
tho others may see it as the biblical Sodom and Ghomorre :Smokin:

Throw all those tubs of Mayo into the Noordzee!
well, have you ever tried it as sunprotector on the beach on a hot summer day? check out The Idiots or Idioterne (Danish) by Lars von Trier :loco:
no need for tossing it into the sea mate