Fuckin' Chicks

[dorian gray]

start practicing all the awesome positions you're going to do it in

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Right now?

 

[dorian gray]

if you have the space, sure

 

[einride]

Dunno, that's never really happened to me before. I came in 3rd place on trivia night, and won no prize. She came up to me and said my prize was her buying me a drink. We sat at the bar. I ordered a beer. She did not drink.

no, you misunderstand

the thing is you're not supposed to be drinking at all iirc

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Well, I explained in another thread a month or two ago that I'm not entirely on the wagon. Because I know exactly what will happen: something will happen that causes me to start boozing again, and I'll be right back where I was before.

So....... moderation is key. There's nothing wrong with having a few brews on a night out. It is VERY difficult to socialize and meet new people around here unless you go to bars. That is a fact--no question about it. And I'll be damned if I'm sitting at a bar/restaurant slamming Diet Cokes for three hours.

On special occasions, in the right setting, I will allow myself to get rationally wasted.

It really helps that I don't live in a city anymore, and can't walk/cab everywhere. Being forced to drive really helps keep me sane when I go out. That, and I finally realized (after 2+ years of teaching) that standing in front of 30 people pretending to know what you're talking about SUCKS when you're hung over.

I've also quit drugs. Even pot. Not that I could score anything good around here anyway.

In conclusion: I'm doing MUCH better now than I was before.



Anyway..............

 

[einride]

ok, sounds good, just checkin

because i CARE about you

 

[lurch70]

this thread is a big sexual disappointment.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

There's no reason to post in this thread if sex is happening.

Speaking of which, I found myself a new ho at the AnCo show. Did not pursue the engaged ho. This new one is FINE, and lives less than an hour away.

KARMA, BITCH

 

[dorian gray]

Does she live in TN?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Naw. Boone, NC. College chick.

 

[dorian gray]

Ahhh...thats way the fuck up in the mountains (but still close to TN!)

 

[lurch70]

this begs the question. how are the hotties in your classes?

 

[dorian gray]

He teaches elementary school

 

[Dick Sirloin]

There are a few. Again, though, I am not stupid.

....though it's nice to be known as "the hot teacher."

 

[dorian gray]

We didnt need to know that last part

 

[Dick Sirloin]

 

[Dick Sirloin]

 

[ChaosLee]

Wtf was all that?

 

[Disgustipated]

The fuck? She's crazy in the coconut.

 

[NAD]

So I guess Kevin broke up with you? Sorry dude.