Fuckin' Chicks

[dorian gray]

X 1000000 @ Cara

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Srsly, video game got 14 hours of his time yesterday. I got 2 hours, plus the 5 minutes of unfinished business, then he went right back to the game. He started in with it again this morning, so I just left and came to the library to work on my term paper (and RC reco list) in a smoke-free environment. I am positively miffed!

 

[dorian gray]

Lol @ spouses
The other day a friend told me her husband has never gone down on her...or brought her to orgasm. What a waste!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Was that an invitation from her?

 

[lurch70]

Was he video gaming endless hours prior to marriage?
Or is this some new shit?
Maybe its just a really good game?

 

[NAD]

Welp, it is now almost 12:25 AM, and my husband has been playing Borderlands 2 since 9:00 this morning, not counting the two hours that we were out on the town, as well as the five minutes he just took to nail me & prematurely 'splode his load all over me. I'm a bit irked and unsatisfied. Fuckin' guys and their vidya games.

hahaha wow. If he's smart that won't happen a second time. All roads of sexually unsatisfied women lead directly to ChaosLee.

Hopefully you're staying safe

Hahahaha

Lol @ spouses
The other day a friend told me her husband has never gone down on her...or brought her to orgasm. What a waste!

I do not understand people like that. Good sex is the foundation of any solid relationship. Without that very basic requirement, I don't see the god damn point. Oh sure there are 10463282 things that go into good relationships, but without gorillafucking, who gives a shit about that other crap?

 

[ChaosLee]

I'm always safe. I have a drawer of condoms and I never let a woman linger more than 20 minutes after to make sure she doesn't start enjoying my company or anything.

 

[dorian gray]

Was that an invitation from her?

I would destroy this girls world. I leave her to her incompetent husband

 

[lurch70]

Do you lick the alphabet?

 

[dorian gray]

Eh?

 

[rms]

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Was he video gaming endless hours prior to marriage?
Or is this some new shit?
Maybe its just a really good game?

He's always been into video games, but he's never behaved this way before. It's like he totally loses his senses with this one. He hasn't even eaten anything all day and claims that he's still not hungry. I gave him a good talking to, then forced him to take a shower with me since he didn't have plans to wash off the gamer funk anytime soon.

I guess the good thing is that he's smoking less because he's even forgetting to take his smoke breaks.

 

[dorian gray]

Good lord

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I feel like I've personally known this guy for years

 

[Krilons Resa]

lol @ the past couple pages. jesus keerist.

 

[MFJ]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-ways-borderlands-2-remorseless-addiction-machine/

It's a really great game that is capable of destroying relationships. I enjoy my lady's company more, id rather get freaky than shoot bandits with sniper rifles all day.

 

[lurch70]

I gave him a good talking to, then forced him to take a shower with me

who are you and what have you done to Cara?

 

[NAD]

Yeah I like this new Married Cara. She's renaming this thread Fuckin' Dicks at this point. Awesome.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Cara doesn't give a fuck, she'll go 3 input on her hubby if he can ever find it in him to whip out his wiimote.