Fuckin' Chicks

Was going through some old emails and came across something funny. Back in college, me and some friends made a fake AIM account of a fake girl. Using this account, we talked to a buddy who lived down the hall. It went on for months. Somehow we convinced him that this girl had taken a chem lab with him the previous summer! Anyway, the whole conversation is too long to post (remember, we had been trolling him for months), but one night, when he was home for the weekend, everyone on the hall decided to join in on the fun.

You can probably guess how it ended up. We still have huge ethical problems with what we did. We never told him the truth.


bikinibabez201 (2:53:54 AM): u evr cybered?
Maverick2682 (2:53:58 AM): no
bikinibabez201 (2:54:03 AM): its fun
Maverick2682 (2:54:12 AM): hehe
bikinibabez201 (2:54:26 AM): ;-)
bikinibabez201 (2:55:01 AM): well
Maverick2682 (2:55:13 AM): i dont know
bikinibabez201 (2:55:28 AM): dont kno what?
Maverick2682 (2:55:46 AM): i really dont know what to say hehehe
bikinibabez201 (2:55:58 AM): say whatevr u want
bikinibabez201 (2:56:25 AM): ...
Maverick2682 (2:56:40 AM): you start
bikinibabez201 (2:57:03 AM): i wuld lik 4 u 2 go first:cool:
bikinibabez201 (2:57:42 AM): well if u dont wanna, ill just go
Maverick2682 (2:57:59 AM): yea you jsut go i think i need a jump start on this
bikinibabez201 (2:58:11 AM): wtf
Maverick2682 (2:59:01 AM): ok where to begin... start by kissing oyu gently on your lips
bikinibabez201 (3:00:27 AM): I gently respond to your kisses and being moving down your body
Maverick2682 (3:01:17 AM): i run my fingers through your hair then down your back while kissing you fastler and prodding wiht my tongue
bikinibabez201 (3:02:25 AM): mmmm
Maverick2682 (3:02:54 AM): then i kiss out on the cheek and start moving lower
bikinibabez201 (3:03:31 AM): i reach my hands down into your waistband, and start to pull down
Maverick2682 (3:03:54 AM): i take the tail of your shirt and lift it up over your head and off
bikinibabez201 (3:04:09 AM): do you like what you see?
Maverick2682 (3:04:12 AM): yea
Maverick2682 (3:04:14 AM): yes
Maverick2682 (3:04:25 AM): i want more
Maverick2682 (3:04:52 AM): i run my hand along your back and undo your bra and fling it across the room
bikinibabez201 (3:05:40 AM): I pull your pants down and grab your butt firmly
Maverick2682 (3:06:32 AM): i kiss you on the shoulder and start slowly massaging your breasts as i start moving down your chest kissing you
bikinibabez201 (3:07:56 AM): i grab onto your hard cock and begin rubbing
Maverick2682 (3:08:57 AM): i groan as i start sucking on your nipple
bikinibabez201 (3:09:51 AM): omg your turning me on
Maverick2682 (3:10:47 AM): i pull you up for another long deep kiss
bikinibabez201 (3:11:04 AM): put it in me]
Maverick2682 (3:11:56 AM): i reach down and with both hands rip your pants off and pick you up and carry you to the bed
bikinibabez201 (3:12:28 AM): how big is it
Maverick2682 (3:12:45 AM): big and throbbing and wanting to get in you
bikinibabez201 (3:13:52 AM): im trying to feel it for real...how many inches?
Maverick2682 (3:14:13 AM): oh about 7 or 8 somethere in there
bikinibabez201 (3:14:38 AM): oh god yes
Maverick2682 (3:15:23 AM): i set you down on the bed and start running my finger tips up and down your thighs as i sloly move downd your chest and stomach kissing you
bikinibabez201 (3:15:48 AM): y r u jsut kissing?
Maverick2682 (3:16:23 AM): im spreading your legs with my right hand as my left is running along your breasts
Maverick2682 (3:16:40 AM): taking it slow
bikinibabez201 (3:16:52 AM): r u scared
Maverick2682 (3:17:02 AM): no just want to enjoy every moment
bikinibabez201 (3:17:32 AM): make it fast baby
Maverick2682 (3:18:34 AM): i get up pull your legs open and put the head of my shaft right up agains you then smoothly push it in inch by inch... at first
bikinibabez201 (3:18:48 AM): shaft?
Maverick2682 (3:18:52 AM): dick
bikinibabez201 (3:19:08 AM): ...
Maverick2682 (3:19:22 AM): i tried to be creative with it
bikinibabez201 (3:21:06 AM): im getting tired
bikinibabez201 (3:21:14 AM): think i will go 2 bed
Maverick2682 (3:21:21 AM): ok ttyl
Maverick2682 (3:21:31 AM): well that wat the first time ive tried that
bikinibabez201 (3:22:19 AM): finish
Maverick2682 (3:22:44 AM): ok...
Maverick2682 (3:23:10 AM): i start thrusting harder and harder and faster and faster and roll over pulling oyu on top of me
bikinibabez201 (3:23:40 AM): oh man...
bikinibabez201 (3:23:50 AM): do it grant
bikinibabez201 (3:24:40 AM): u there?
Maverick2682 (3:25:17 AM): i keep thrusting with you on top of me until we both come hard and fast
bikinibabez201 (3:25:37 AM): yes!!!
bikinibabez201 (3:25:56 AM): wasnt that fun? :)
Maverick2682 (3:26:02 AM): yea that really was
Maverick2682 (3:26:14 AM): :-D
Maverick2682 (3:26:23 AM): i had to open a window hehe
Maverick2682 (3:26:35 AM): got kin do warm in here
bikinibabez201 (3:26:56 AM): did u masterbate
Maverick2682 (3:27:40 AM): oh yea when you reached down my pants
Maverick2682 (3:28:02 AM): did you
bikinibabez201 (3:28:25 AM): y did u do it so soon
Maverick2682 (3:29:13 AM): i guess im just a real horndog

Session concluded at 3:30:03 AM
 
@Cara: I remember that tale of woe. With people following patterns continually returning to bad relationships, I've found they have to undergo a pretty severe personality shift to finally get the fuck out. It can be painful to watch at times, and honestly I've just given up on some of those folk eventually, but damn. What a buncha crap. I hope he learns some day. It's not his kid, right?

@Justin: Yeah my dick moved when I read that. I always knew you were a great writer.
 
A little while after I got married, I started lurking around some wedding related forums to see how some other cheap, do-it-yourself weddings turned out. I didn't even think to seek out that type of thing while we were planning ours, and boy am I glad I didn't because...

...BITCHES BE CRAZY. Among other things, there are forums where women/fuckin' chicks yearning to get married create a secret "walk date"--basically, they pick a date (unbeknownst to their boyfriend), and if their boyfriend hasn't proposed by that date, they walk out on him. They post on these forums, just stewing and stewing over not having been proposed to yet (even though they haven't even talked about it with their boyfriends), and they get angrier and angrier as their walk dates approach. Poor guys...really. Bitches be crazy. Crap like this reminds me why I have only one real female friend. I want a sex change; James is just gonna have to be gay and like it.
 
A little while after I got married, I started lurking around some wedding related forums to see how some other cheap, do-it-yourself weddings turned out. I didn't even think to seek out that type of thing while we were planning ours, and boy am I glad I didn't because...

...BITCHES BE CRAZY. Among other things, there are forums where women/fuckin' chicks yearning to get married create a secret "walk date"--basically, they pick a date (unbeknownst to their boyfriend), and if their boyfriend hasn't proposed by that date, they walk out on him. They post on these forums, just stewing and stewing over not having been proposed to yet (even though they haven't even talked about it with their boyfriends), and they get angrier and angrier as their walk dates approach. Poor guys...really. Bitches be crazy. Crap like this reminds me why I have only one real female friend. I want a sex change; James is just gonna have to be gay and like it.

:lol:
 
It's funny, I have a lot of women friends and they all regularly confirm 99% of those with XX chromosomes are fucking nuts
 
...BITCHES BE CRAZY. Among other things, there are forums where women/fuckin' chicks yearning to get married create a secret "walk date"--basically, they pick a date (unbeknownst to their boyfriend), and if their boyfriend hasn't proposed by that date, they walk out on him.

Most of them fucking cows I'm sure. :tickled:

Post some excerpts if you ever come across a good one for the lulz.
 
So, this woman I recently nailed (girl really, she just turned 22) had a birthday party tonight. I met her mom, and she's a really hot 41 year old woman... total Cougar Town. Should I aim for the mom, too?
 
You should start an advice column called Ask Doctor Whisky. It would be just you asking questions like that to your bottle of whisky.
 
Doctor Whisky: lets say a woman leaves a slight bruise on the end of your penis from sucking it a little too vigorously. Do you tell her about it?
 
Doctor Whisky: lets say a woman leaves a slight bruise on the end of your penis from sucking it a little too vigorously. Do you tell her about it?
i certainly dont claim to have near the expertise in this area as Dr Whisky, but i would personally recommend against it. many husbands can attest that one complaint about a sandwich can lead to packing your own lunch from then on. apply that to this case and you'll probably end up with nothing but a sore neck.