FUCKING JÄGERMESITER HELL YEAH.

[NAD]

christina aguilera represents a guilty pleasure for me because when she looked like a normal human being i didn't think she was attractive but now that she has 9 different coloUrs in her hair and giant fake titties, i'm totally bonerfied by her.

 

[Mormagil]

Yeah, same here.

 

[lizard]

aguilera can be salvaged by the fact that even though it sucks, she does write some of her own music, and can actually sing.

if, however, Britney floats your boat....oh brother.

 

[NAD]

she actually has quite a pair of pipes. crazy crying drunk girl from earlier in this thread was a big fan of hers so i heard a lot of her stuff, girl can sing.

britney is purely eye candy, a byproduct of pop culture run amok. she is fucking TONE DEAF and her fans are IDIOTS.

 

[Mormagil]

She's pretty unappealing now; it seems over the years she's gotten closer and closer to her disgusting toothless hillbilly roots.

 

[lizard]

two words: Jessica Simpson. am I the only person in America who thinks her facial features are all crammed into six square inches of her face, leaving a forehead the size of a garage door??? huh??? and the music....done by focus groups and committees, and don't get me started about the technology used to pump up her vocs.

[1]and to think this started as a jaegermeister thread[/1]

 

[NAD]

about britney, true. she probably won't even make it to playboy anymore, but in like 10 years she'll be shoving a tire iron up her butt for hustler.

jessica simpson i never liked until she started working out for that dukes of shitbird movie, those ads on myspace have ruined several pairs of pants for me. but her face is still pretty meh.

i like how 298240 minutes later i can finally edit this post, thanks UM. :Smug:

 

[General Zod]

Christina Applegate in "The Sweetest Thing"... OMFG. She's hotter now than she was on MWC.

Zod

 

[Dark One]

Christina Applegate in "The Sweetest Thing"... OMFG. She's hotter now than she was on MWC.

That's a bold statement. I just watched that MWC episode last night where she's dancing on stage to that "Fever" song. OMFG, drooooooooooollllllll!!!!!!!

 

[NAD]

That's a bold statement. I just watched that MWC episode last night where she's dancing on stage to that "Fever" song. OMFG, drooooooooooollllllll!!!!!!!

oh good goat yesssssssss. i mean in a string of extremely h0tt poses/outfits/whatever that's like number 1 for kelly bundy.

yeah i think need to get the dvds of that show, fucking awesome. although since i'm a cheap bastard i'll probably do the ol' rent + dvd-r = freebie trick.

 

[lurch70]

most of the sluts that Bud used to bring home were hotter than Applegate ... fact

 

[NAD]

what's funny is that when i catch reruns now, a lot of those slutz later went on to modeling or other internet softcore endeavoUrs.

and i think pam anderson was on the show before she was on home improvement (imdb says right about the same time, but doesn't have specific dates).

 

[Dark One]

most of the sluts that Bud used to bring home were hotter than Applegate ... fact

I'll tell you what, I LOVED that small "Amber" chick (Marcy's niece) that used to visit Bud through his bedroom window in the later year episode. Dayyyummmmnnn was she smokin'!!

 

[Dark One]

yeah i think need to get the dvds of that show, fucking awesome. although since i'm a cheap bastard i'll probably do the ol' rent + dvd-r = freebie trick.

If you do, start with season number 3 - that's where Kelly's character changed from annoying brat child with white hair and brains to bimbo airhead long blonde hair goddess.

 

[NAD]

hahaha oh yeah i already know that.

the only thing amazing about the first two seasons is that peggy smoked a lot, other than that seasons 3 thru probably 5 or 6 are the real gems. what an awesome show.

 

[Dark One]

the only thing amazing about the first two seasons is that peggy smoked a lot, other than that seasons 3 thru probably 5 or 6 are the real gems. what an awesome show.

Yep, I have seasons 3 and 4 and plan on stopping at 6. If I recall correctly, Kelly's character started getting smarter and far less appealing after that point. I HATED when she wore those pants outfits with the long frilly sleeve blouses. Yuck!

 

[General Zod]

That's a bold statement.

Nahhhh. There's nothing better than a beautiful woman who ages well. While there may be aspects of a woman's appearance that are physically more appealing at 21, woman get sexier as they older. FACT.

Zod

 

[J.]

some of Kelly Bundy's friends were from Playboy including the ultra hot Lisa Boyle, AKA Softcore Queen.

 

[lurch70]

this thread has taken the most twisted turns in RC memory ... logical ... but twisted

I smell vagine pics coming next

 

[lizard]

I shouldn't have made my comment about Dark One and I joining a Male Empowerment group
that kicked off this al Bundy frenzy