FUCKING JÄGERMESITER HELL YEAH.

[lizard]

Q: How is UM like a beautiful but frigid woman?

A: They both look great and you can show them off to your friends but sometimes no matter what buttons you click you get no results

 

[Dark One]

Q: How is UM like a beautiful but frigid woman?

A: They both look great and you can show them off to your friends but sometimes no matter what buttons you click you get no results

Only the true UM regulars are aware of how much pain both can inflict as well.

 

[lizard]

they taunt you and rub up against you and then, when your post is well and truly engorged with truth and rabid but succinct logic, you try to post...and you can't.

 

[lurch70]

i had a 4 paragraph new thread typed up about some situation I was in with zippers, cars and laughter ... but now that will not be posted ... saving me some face actually

 

[NAD]

yeah the server totally blows today.

i ctrl-c everything i do on the internet now, thanks to it.

 

[lizard]

I've done that a few times.

this is going to drive me to Jaegermeister (thread comes full circle)

 

[cthulufhtagn]

holy crap what a thread

 

[lizard]

Jaegermeister --> sloppy drunk chicks --> women denying they have a problem --> RC guys give Dark One a cyber manly hug of support --> male support groups --> Al Bundy --> Christina Applegate gives me a trouser tent -->UM sucks --> Lizard needs a Drink

see, its symbiosis...er, or yin/yang...or an Oroboros, if you will.

 

[Dark One]

Now THAT's what I call satisfying closure!!

 

[NAD]

5 stars

 

[lurch70]

Jaegermeister --> sloppy drunk chicks --> women denying they have a problem --> RC guys give Dark One a cyber manly hug of support --> male support groups --> Al Bundy --> Christina Applegate gives me a trouser tent -->UM sucks --> Lizard needs a Drink

see, its symbiosis...er, or yin/yang...or an Oroboros, if you will.

Agalloch
Bathory
Maiden
Slayer sucks
there ... now this is the perfect RC thread ... all others threads should only be as good.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Slayer sucks

stupid forum

 

[NAD]

SLAYER RULES should be a universal truth around here.

maiden, priest, sabbath, zeppelin? nah. slayer. RULES.

end.

 

[J.]

not while I'm around. holy shit that band is rivaled only by blut aus nord in their overrated suckiness shitball songs

ahhhhhhh, i feel better

not that i really care, but it was kinda funny reading that araya is a Christian. lolerz

 

[NAD]

well duh, he sings about satan all the time.

actually they haven't really done that in years which is fine. i much prefer the political slayer to the satanic one.

 

[NAD]

but seriously.

i mean i find it VERY difficult to believe that anyone into extreme metal can't at least give slayer the nod, even if they hate thrash like you do. but then again, i absolutely adore slayer so obviously i'm biased.

 

[lurch70]

Araya is from Chile ... his mommy would beat the shit out of him if he wasn't a Christian.

 

[lurch70]

yess ... succesfully derailed into Slayer discussion

where is the new disc?

 

[NAD]

i would say "i don't care" but then again they totally resurrected reign in blood so maybe they'll make a proper slayer album again.

although i don't hate god hates us all, it's still the only slayer album i can never make it through in one sitting.

 

[lurch70]

with all the great comback thrash discs in the last few years from the bay area ... i hope they can give us one last pissed off piece d'resistance