Finally, a yahoo article that is filled with awesome comments:
"Dovahkiin, level 1 human, specializing in the breastfeeding perk."
"He will slay his bullies and absorb their souls, allowing him to unlock more Thu'ums."
""Here's a good way to ensure your kid gets his lunch money stolen on a regular basis."
May he grow strong enough to destroy his adversaries.".
"That's not the name of a kid who would be bullied. That is the name of a 6 foot tall athlete who carries girls on his shoulders at pep rallies. This kid is going to Prom King, chess club president, and the father of 17 kids."
"Teacher: Ok, class room role call. Tommy?
Here!
Teacher: Dominic?
Here!
Teacher: Heather?
Here!
Teacher: Dovahkiin?
UT-SKO-TAAA!!! *Dragon shouts across the classroom.*"