Have you ever jerked off at work?

[NAD]

I've heard it's supposed to be pretty awesome, and since my 8 year tenure here is up within a week or so, I should probably do it to it before regret has time to take hold.

I mean I've done the whole drive home, eat a sammitch, rub one out, go back to work, but never have I actually done the deed on company property.

Discuss.

 

[dill_the_devil]

I think I've jerked off at literally every place I've ever worked. I mean, when I was working at a video shop, surrounded by all that pr0n, it's pretty much a given that you're going to spend some time cavorting with Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters.

 

[swizzlenuts]

Nope, never been in the situation that I could.

 

[Belligerent]

Only in the work van

 

[Krilons Resa]

...almost

 

[swizzlenuts]

Get the fuck out of RC.

EDIT:

 

[NAD]

I actually put some nudies on my BlackBerry for the specific purpose of a quick wank in the company stall, but I just haven't done it yet.

I think things are gonna change.

 

[dill_the_devil]

It's even more satisfying than taking a fifteen-minute shit break at work, and I love being paid for crimping one off.

 

[JayKeeley]

lol at this thread

Never is my answer and I'm sticking with it!

Has anyone ever dinged someone from the office, you know, shat on their own doorstep?

 

[dill_the_devil]

Does jerking off at work while thinking about a co-worker count?

 

[JayKeeley]

only if its a man

 

[dill_the_devil]

Then yes. Or maybe no.

MYSTERY POST!

 

[NAD]

There's two coworkers here that have been very much the tool of my hangover-cure-needing jerking off self for years. Mexican't slutz with awesome buttz, aaaaaaaaalllriiiiiight...

 

[Russell]

Does jerking off at work while thinking about a co-worker count?

Do you consider writing for UM work? If so... oh man.

 

[JayKeeley]

race treachery!

 

[dill_the_devil]

Do you consider writing for UM work? If so... oh man.

 

[NAD]

race treachery!

hahaha

Fun fact: I've never had sex with a white woman! Given some facetime to white pussy and received some whiteskull, but never the actual stickin' it to it.

 

[NAD]

CASTLE WHITESKULL

 

[Demilich]

fun counterfact: i've only ever had sex with a white woman. and only one.

also, "Location: Zzyzx Rd"
i still remember driving by this awesome road sign in the desert on the way out to Vegas a few summers ago

 

[Krilons Resa]

Ive had my fair share of dipping it into different raceholes but never a black chick. RiA would be proud.