Have you ever jerked off at work?

[NAD]

also, "Location: Zzyzx Rd"
i still remember driving by this awesome road sign in the desert on the way out to Vegas a few summers ago

I pissed there once! That's about all that anyone can say.

 

[Belligerent]

Ive had my fair share of dipping it into different raceholes but never a black chick. RiA would be proud.

Me neither...ever had an asian? They stay tight no matter how much you beat it up, and when you turn it to the side it looks like its smilin' at ya

 

[lurch70]

Has anyone ever dinged someone from the office, you know, shat on their own doorstep?

if dinged means shagged ... present

 

[Demilich]

if the grocery store i used to work at counts as an office,

also present!

 

[Necromunchkin]

lol at this thread

Never is my answer and I'm sticking with it!

Has anyone ever dinged someone from the office, you know, shat on their own doorstep?

Are we talking AT work or just pounded chicks from where we work?





Edit: Not that clarification changes the answer, it would be yes on both counts. At my last job, I was an epic whore amongst female co-workers.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Me neither...ever had an asian? They stay tight no matter how much you beat it up, and when you turn it to the side it looks like its smilin' at ya

asian pussy is horizontal.

 

[JayKeeley]

A chick FROM work, but AT work would be for bonus points

if dinged means shagged ... present

yes, but I wanted to make the distinction because I know how you interpret shagging as throwing girls around the room (especially small chinese ones)

 

[NAD]

yes, but I wanted to make the distinction because I know how you interpret shagging as throwing girls around the room (especially small chinese ones)

Saw Cirque du Soleil in Vegas last weekend, oh man would lurch have a field day. Guys, girls, whatever!

 

[JayKeeley]

lurch in a threesome is basically just him juggling a couple of chinks

 

[Tranquillian]

Every single place I've ever worked except my current place, where I've been 15 months.

 

[NAD]

I was just told to expect that when I give my 2 weeks notice on Monday that I'll be asked to leave the building immediately.

So that means I don't have a lot of time left.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Time to jerk off into the non-dairy creamer at work about a half an hour before giving notice.

 

[JayKeeley]

I was just told to expect that when I give my 2 weeks notice on Monday that I'll be asked to leave the building immediately.

So that means I don't have a lot of time left.

you might as well sabotage something on the way out too. Like rub one off on a toilet seat and see if anyone notices before you turn the lights out

 

[Demilich]

My new job at ye butcher's shoppe offers absolutely zero in terms of privacy.
I'm gonna have to get creative if I want to have something to contribute to this thread.

 

[NAD]

The non-dairy stuff here is in powder form.

I'm not saying I won't do it, I'm just giving details.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Yeah, but how often does anyone notice when the creamer forms those big clumped up balls...

 

[NAD]

*runs to kitchen, boner in hand*

 

[Guthrum]

So wrong.

 

[NAD]

It is done.

Things went a little Ben Stiller in there just now, probably violated a health code in the process.

 

[Necromunchkin]

yes, food terrorism at its best. Tyler Durden would be proud.



That is AWESOME