Have you ever jerked off at work?

[Demilich]

Damn, its good to have NAD back

 

[NAD]

Just to clarify, I didn't do it to the non-dairy creamer. I would've actually felt guilty about that. I mean, what if some poor unsuspecting lass (or laddie) got a taste of the NADjuice only to be told that I had moved on to greener pastures?

THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

 

[Necromunchkin]

That's good of you Nad.

When I left my shit job in the rental car industry, I jerked off into my bosses glove box. It was his car, but he made us fucking gas and clean it up. SO left him a present.

 

[NAD]

hahaha

I've considered sabotaging something in a big way here (which I could, quite easily) but I'd be afraid of the legal rammifications. The way this place is run now I wouldn't be surprised if they tried to prosecute if I "accidently" deleted 50,000 files.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Probably. Your job definitely has a lot more at risk. Mine was a joke, and I was a lot more passive agressive in those days. Either way, you have found a great way to says goodbye to the place.



Now, the question is, do I buy the Danzig shirt or the Samhain...

 

[Demilich]

Just to clarify, I didn't do it to the non-dairy creamer.

Goddamnit, I want my money back.

 

[E-bortion]

my little hispanic girlfriend (whom i was the first to ravage) lives a block away from work. i also live a block away from work. so on lunch breaks and such, i can just go get sex.

 

[Demilich]

one night i drove to my girlfriend's house at 4:30am for sex while i was working night crew. it was awesome, but we had to be quiet because her dad and brother were sleeping upstairs.

 

[NAD]

Now, the question is, do I buy the Danzig shirt or the Samhain...

If it's a new tribal skull logo, go with the Samhain. If not, I'd have to see them both.

Goddamnit, I want my money back.

PM PP plz.

 

[E-bortion]

NAD BLACK COBRA, WHAT DID YOU THINK, YOU STILL HAVENT TOLD ME YOU MONKEY-LOVIN SLUT. By the way, I did find a lot of porn on my bosses computer. Donkey Show anyone?

 

[NAD]

Weird you ask because somehow I just closed a window that said BLACK COBRA.

I haven't heard it yet! I'm gay.

 

[lurch70]

A chick FROM work, but AT work would be for bonus points



yes, but I wanted to make the distinction because I know how you interpret shagging as throwing girls around the room (especially small chinese ones)

haha ... still never had an asian girl ... asian and a sari wrapped indian ... yeah those two kinds. never.

but how can you NOT lust after some chick at your workplace? I mean you see them more every day then any other person in your life. shit is just bound to develop.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Yeah, I've jacked off at work.

I just wish I could have done it in my boss's office on those long night shifts that he forced me into.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Yeah, I had an office job years back and I jerked off a couple times while having bad days. That always made the day a little easier. Thought about doing it in the basement where I had to do filing but I was only bold enough to sleep and just sit there listening to the radio. Come to think of it, I also slept at my desk in front of everyone.

But no time to yerk it here at this current job. Hell, I have to dehydrate myself because I don't have time to piss between classes on some days. No way I could find time to teach my penis a lesson.

 

[MFJ]

hahaha

 

[Guthrum]

But no time to yerk it here at this current job. Hell, I have to dehydrate myself because I don't have time to piss between classes on some days. No way I could find time to teach my penis a lesson.

Hell, you've already brought up testicles in class, just do it in front of them. They're Japanese, they can take it.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

You may have a point there. Plus, I was already called a dirty old man by one student this week. And called dubious by a whole class. Why the fuck not?

 

[lurch70]

Japanese chicks fucking love white guys ... love them. Just go for it.

 

[dill_the_devil]

I was thinking about this a little more today, and I remembered that I even jerked off on my work experience fortnight. Honestly, I don't know how I have time to get anything else done.

 

[dorian gray]

Not only is this forum a source of racism, negativity, and self-loathing, it's not even funny anymore. NAD, what has that chick done to you man?