"Hello, I'm new" - Introduce yourself

[Profanity]

What he said.

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

There is a topic for noobz you noob, use it. But welcome anyway.

 

[_Quarantine_]

Hi and Welcome!
Let's hope some fresh meat contributes to make this place a little bit more interesting... it's getting so quiet lately...

 

[Trent]

Yeah... I didn't realize that other thread was there. Oh well.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Hello and welcome! Good to see another fellow Canadian on the board.

 

[Axxmaster]

Hey Trent Welcome

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

play guitar if you couldn't figure that from my screen name
[..]
How do I get into my profile?

Well, maybe if you were canadian it could mean you were a woodcutter
And to get into your profile, you can start by buying her a beer

UAEHueahueh welcome man

 

[stormy]

Yeeeah! he is Welcome to UM dude

 

[Trent]

Thanks all!

 

[bobvex]

Yeeeah! he is Welcome to UM dude

where've you been i haven seen you around for a while

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

There is a topic for noobz you noob, use it. But welcome anyway.

damn, i love angry women

But hey man, welcome

 

[oceanqueen44]

Welcome!

 

[Fenrir13]

welcome, man! Hope you enjoy your stay! we're quite the normal bunch.

 

[Axxmaster]

"Well, maybe if you were canadian it could mean you were a woodcutter
And to get into your profile, you can start by buying her a beer"

No dinner first?

When I first came to this board the most recent post was a poll about - if you were male - if you'd let a women drill you in the ass with a strap-on... No wonder it's been month's since I've come back. But there are lots off new members (not to put down the senior members, if I rember right the overwhelming majority said fuck no). Anyway, I just want to say thanks for the warm welcome and it's nice to find a board were people do something other than talk shit.

Thanks!!!

 

[Profanity]

This thread should be ignored because there is already a thread on this forum for new people to introduce themselves. Attention seeking theads like this one should be discouraged.

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

The very first time I agree with this dude above.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

"Well, maybe if you were canadian it could mean you were a woodcutter
And to get into your profile, you can start by buying her a beer"

No dinner first?

When I first came to this board the most recent post was a poll about - if you were male - if you'd let a women drill you in the ass with a strap-on... No wonder it's been month's since I've come back. But there are lots off new members (not to put down the senior members, if I rember right the overwhelming majority said fuck no). Anyway, I just want to say thanks for the warm welcome and it's nice to find a board were people do something other than talk shit.

Thanks!!!

that thread was terrible

 

[MagSec4]

Welcome, Assmaster. Do make yourself at home ..don't accept candy from some of the present company.

 

[HailIron]

I am new. I just been in Children of Bodom for about 6 months now and they are one of my top ten band. Alexi is one of the best guitarist I have ever heard!

Bodom After Midnight Yeah...........

 

[Fenrir13]

'Ello dude! *gives a vodka soaked salute* I hope you like it hear, I'm Fenrir; only a few months old on UM but an old maid in the metal scene. It's cool here, I think.

And Magsec, don't scare the fella. He can accept vodka from me, it's good vodka!!!