I will Karen! As soon as I get done smashing grapes and picking olives,
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I really apologize for being crude, obstinate, and rude in this topic, Karen; it's just that sometimes you have to fight fire with fire. I tend to unleash on people who are equally crude, obstinate and rude towards me first.
I hope one day we will really be able to meet so you can see who I really am and judge for yourself what kind of person I am without my having to absorb so many spears chucked at me by Eric, Captain Beard, and the rest.
As for the rest of you who have a different opinion of me, I challenge you to find a topic in which I have posted nasty, mean and untoward things that
weren't in retaliation of said nasty and mean things aimed at me in the first place. In other words, if you people weren't such dicks to me in the first place, maybe you would have a different point of view, as I only spew things in retaliation. But I guess that wouldn't be fun, as you seem to garner some sort of strange pleasure in insulting people in very immature ways and then posting tl;dr when I respond. You see, I have no intention of being rude to people; you bring it all on yourselves.
I guess it doesn't really matter anyway, as all of you rude and passive aggressive people are forced to very grudgingly agree with me at the end of it all. I know you must hate that.
And btw Eric, WOPS are Italian immigrants who came to America, not Italians. WOP stands for Without Papers, which is fucking hilarious due to the fact that "without" is one word, not two. I guess the fall of English grammar started in the late 18 and early 1900s. If you want to insult real Italians and not gumbah retards from Brooklyn, call them Dagos or something, though that's not just limited to Italians. In any case, we have racial slurs for southern Italians as well, but I don't feel like going into it anymore. Your insults don't really apply to them here anyway, as virtually no one from the north immigrated to the US. And in any case, I come from Scot/English ancestry.