How Bad Is Your Diet?

[dorian gray]

^hahaha

 

[lizard]

it's the only influence our web guy was ever able to perpetrate on me, this guy is a power lifter/tae kwondo blackbelt/knife fighting expert. He and his friends even practice submission holds on each other ... and if you don't tap out, something's gonna break, or you black out.

 

[dorian gray]

haha, knife fighting expert. i admire those guys but at the same time, i cant stand them. there ALWAYS something very creepy about them. i even tried it for awhile. i discovered that getting choked out was very unpleasant.

 

[lizard]

yeah, he's a hard core guy. and he's a jiujitsu guy also, he trains at the Gracie place here in columbus.

 

[dorian gray]

i like that Ultimate Fighting Stuff but seriously, every guy i've ever known who is into that kinda thing has social problems. im not criticizing. im just saying theyve been difficult to hang out. theyre either boringly quiet or annoyingly into themselves. generalizing, i know, but thats my honest experience.

 

[lizard]

he was married for like 16 years and unbeknownst to him, his wife was sleeping with an Iranian stockboy from Big Bear. She went through some kinda mid life crisis and said he wasn't adventurous enough

I don't know why I have all these strange stories, but they're all true, every one.

 

[dorian gray]

haha, Big Bear. forgot about that shithole.

 

[lizard]

I wanted to keep them around to compete with Kroger but they're out of business now. Central Ohio is littered with empty big bear stores.

 

[dorian gray]

really? i didnt know that but it doesnt surprise me. i hate kroger, btw. what about meijer?

 

[lizard]

Meijer is okay...there's one out on Brice road I've been to a few times. and there are some Giant Eagle stores around, but none in my area.

and of course, super walmart.

 

[dorian gray]

Giant Eagle? sweet!
i looooaathe walmart. i shop there once a year in florida because its the only goddam store within 50 miles of where we stay. otherwise, blech.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

We (my parents and I) shop at walmart cause we're fucking poor.

 

[lizard]

where in florida

do they still have Winn Dixies

 

[dorian gray]

^Bwahahahahahahaha!
poor but ride a brodie. good one.

 

[lizard]

and in a related matter, how come every time I go to kroger I get trapped behind some 400 lb woman on one of those mechanized carts, going about .001 miles an hour, her beef handles lapping over each side of the seat.

 

[dorian gray]

where in florida

do they still have Winn Dixies

walton county. or something. we have winn dixies here in nashvegas. theyre in florida too. i stopped at one once.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

heh, a brodie with my own components that are ancient and were bought used and I got the frame cheap in exchange for helping out the owners of the store for about 2 months whenever I wasn't working.

edit: cheap = 200 bucks.

 

[dorian gray]

going about .001 miles an hour

hahaha! because you live in east columbus?
nah, i really dont have a theory on this but ill tell you that i am routinely outsmarted by the auto-checkout device. too many buttons to press.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

auto-checkout?!!? wtf?.... you mean its not done with a knife and a bearskin? fucking canada.

 

[dorian gray]

edit: cheap = 200 bucks.

heh, youll be doing well when you get outta school.

in the meantime, im sure we can get lizard to come up with an aide package. im out though. having a child is draining my resources.