How do you think you will die?

?

  • violently (car crash, nukes, guillotine)

    Votes: 6 22.2%
  • some disease/health problem (AIDS, cancer, Captain Trips, the clap)

    Votes: 10 37.0%
  • old age (heart attack, lung failure)

    Votes: 4 14.8%
  • capital punishment

    Votes: 2 7.4%
  • starvation/overdose/whatever else

    Votes: 2 7.4%
  • listening to the new Celtic Frost

    Votes: 3 11.1%

  • Total voters
    27
dorian gray said:
haha I love you Matt. Have I told you this before?
not recently. and you certainly haven't been showing it, going out all the time, never calling, it's almost like you have another life! what am i to you, just fun on the side? i'm tired of picking up the crap you leave all over the house just to have you walk in at all hours of the night--which brings up another point, how many times do i have to ask you to move your fucking laundry out of the living room!? it's been sitting in that damn basket on the couch for two fucking weeks, and if you think i'm going to hang it up for you well you've got another thing coming mister! i'm not your damn maid, and you can fold your own clothes, do your own shopping and pick up your own damn dry cleaning from now on, you bastard! get out, i want to be alone! i said out!
 
About a week ago I had a dream I was nailing a black hooker without a condom and I thought "oh good, now I'm gonna get AIDS, that'll be rad." She had some hoots though, I tell you what.
 
Yeah it just got a whole lot GAYER in here.

Either way, please fight for me. I suggest a sword-swallowing contest.
 
Ok lets do this...
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