Why I hate Paul McCartney
1.He refused to go to Johns funeral, saying, What if a deranged fan tries to shoot me? (And the problem with that would be?)
2.He publicly claims that Yoko hit on him first, only moving on to John when he turned her down.
3.He sold off the Beatles portfolio to Michael Jackson, and now says that Jackson got the better of him in the deal, and should cough up more money
to be fair.
2.He let Linda sing.
4.He thinks he was the genius behind the Beatles: the music, the look, the artwork for Yellow Submarine, all of it.
5.He thinks that Yoko should let him re-copyright one of the Beatles songs as McCartney/Lennon rather than Lennon/McCartney, because he sang it originally and still performs it. And he could get more residuals off it if she would. What? He doesnt have enough billions?
6.He swore that Linda was his only love, only to find a replicant the same age as his own daughter and is everywhere in the public eye with her.
7.Its all about him, always. (I personally think that I, Me, Mine was written about him.
8.The mullet haircut.
9.The bad facelift.
10.He likes George W. Bush and wants all Americans to support him. Like we need some trillionaire Brit telling us how to be good Americans.
11.Hes not the cute one, hes the whiny one.
Well, I could go on forever about Paul, but lets just start with the list above.
When John was shot, Ringo was on the next plane to New York. But then, hes always been a mensch. George (of sainted memory) was on a mountain top in Nepal, and gets a pass. But Paul? No. Paul got in front of the media and whined about how he was concerned for his own safety, and yknow, it was, like a real tragedy, and he was sorry that John hadnt like, yknow, gotten over being pissed and all and apologized, so that there was all this unfinished business between them. Yeah. What ever. Bottom line? All about Paul.
The claim about Yoko hitting on him first? I think the woman is far too bright to have done so, but thirty-odd years after the fact, why even have the lack of class to mention it. On national television yet. Puh-leeze. Show some class. But no, its all about Paul. She came on to me and I turned her down, so she went down the line to the next Beatle. Paul, Paul, Paul, John was never the next Beatle he was the smart one, the number one Beatle, the one with the social awareness. Yoko never looked at you twice, dude. Get over yourself. You ended up with the blonde groupie who was never any better than she had to be.
Michael Jackson beat you in a business deal? See point number two. Shut up about it. Really.
Have you ever heard Linda sing? I have a friend who was a sound engineer, who says they took the mike cable and buried the end under gaffers tape and amps. They only miked her as a joke.
Rent or buy the DVD for Yellow Submarine. Watch the additional materials. Listen to the animator talk about Paul. Im not the only one
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When George died, Ringo issued a lovely statement in memorium, with words of love and support for Olivia and Dhani. Bob Dylan? There is one less star in the universe with this mans passing. Yoko? Love and support to Dhani and Olivia, words of praise for Georges intellect and spirit. Paul? how he was devastated by Georges passing. How George had to comfort him, Paul, on Georges death bed. And PS, Ill be touring again in April. The man has no shame.
The mullet haircut.
The twenty hour special about the Beatles. It was all Paul on his tug boat, Paul with his sheep, Paul talking about how he did this, how he did that, how he took the Beatles here, led the musical direction there. The man makes me sick. I have another theory about this new girl friend, too. Not only is she the clone of the dead, sainted Linda, but she also has that Princess Di thing going on, too. And shes the patroness of the landmine crusade, just like Princess Di. Personally, I think he was hoping to be the next Mr. Princess Di, after all, he was the only Beatle knighted. And why is that, anyway? Just because John used to say things like, I would have been a fisherman if I could, but I cant because Im a fucking genius.? Well, he was. And Paul isnt.
And thats why I hate Paul McCartney.
Side note:
The most overrated band is and always has been the Scorpions.
So says McGarnicle, deal with it.