How old are you?

[unknown]

16

 

[[_NevermorE_]]

21. but i feel like a 100 years old. i'm fucking bored

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

19. unemployed.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

You're squidployed.

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

Good one...

 

[Super Mahrio]

22....i dont go to school i have a job....

 

[FretsAflame]

921 ....I just won't die....

bite me...

no, seriously, bite me!

see the underworld thread for an explanation...
I wanna live forever too!

 

[Guerrilla]

21. but i feel like a 100 years old. i'm fucking bored

Right there with you. Fucking shoot me.

 

[Will Bozarth]

16... and i have a job that pays $7.50 an hour

 

[PoisnGodMachine]

18, in college

 

[FretsAflame]

16... and i have a job that pays $7.50 an hour

man, that is awesome. Thank you for this valuable information. Such honesty, integrity, and pure diligence in your field (providing valuable information) is so hard to come by these days. Wow, honestly i dont...i dont know where i'm going with this.

So...where do you work?

:vaganus:

-aw...vaganus isn't a face...?

 

[Will Bozarth]

hey frets, lighten up, maybe thats why you're a virgin and 40 years old. i posted that info because i read the name of the topic, and went to the last page and replied.

 

[FretsAflame]

hey frets, lighten up, maybe thats why you're a virgin and 40 years old. i posted that info because i read the name of the topic, and went to the last page and replied.

dude, i'm fine, really, i was kidding man, note the "lol" smiley and the use of the word vaganus.

I know we had a little spat or what not when i first posted but come on now, i was just jackin around

also note my self mockery in "i don't know where i'm going with this"

aaanyhow...where do you work? - i'm serious

btw, i'm only 17

 

[Troyanasy]

1 Million years old:: What's it to you?

 

[FretsAflame]

Does anyone require a definition of the word "Vaganus"?

it's quite interesting really, if anyone wants to know...

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Do tell

 

[FretsAflame]

Do tell

I shall...

A "vaganus" is the term used to describe what happens to a woman's anatomy when she engages in sexual intercourse with an exceptionally large (in the cock area, medically speaking) man. The penis stretches out the vagina until it becomes very close to the anus in appearance, and the two are hard to distinguish from each other. Hence the term "vaganus".

I did not make this up and it is delightfully disgusting I know...

Also - please note that this condition is not permanent, and this being the case, women should not be afraid to have sex with me.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

said the 40 year old virgin

 

[neal]

22 in 3 months.
-neal

 

[FretsAflame]

Well...i think that's what's been scaring them off...when i rock out with my cock out, it seems to have an adverse affect on the ladies.

Ah, yes, life is hard and long when you have a novelty-sized penis.

It's also full of semen...hahaha


kind of like LoM's tower.