How old are you?

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i marked my calendar.*creepy smile*
-neal

Hahahaha... man, I remember that endless source of amusment... the fact that I Amos and I were 2 complete cyber-whores on a board full of horny 20 year olds but neither of us were legal... Good times.

*pets Wolftribe* Never give up hope, bud *steals neal's creepy smile*

 

[neal]

*steals neal's creepy smile*

thats the only smile i have, you bastard!
-neal

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i dont think its really 'legal' for underage people to have sex at all actually.

... Well, they do anyway. I thought the only actual law was the one that kept the 18+ age bracket from... uhh... stepping down to mingle with the 17 and below age bracket. Everyone always talks about how teenage pregnancy is so horrible, but no one does a fucking thing about it. Kids have sex anyway. And then of course there's that wonderful double standard where when a girl around the age of 16 or so has sex with someone, she's a slut and she should "wait until marriage" but when a guy around that age has sex, it's like a rite of passage or some bullshit. Meh.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

thats the only smile i have, you bastard!
-neal

*throws creepy smile back to neal*
I think you might've stolen that from my infamous 8th grade social studies teacher, actually...

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

People think i'm creepy. I don't know why.

 

[neal]

its probably becuase you ARE creepy.
-neal

 

[Guerrilla]

Hey if any young ones here wanna get laid, I got a fake ID that says I'm 15, so no worries about stupid laws.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Noooooooooo i'm not creepy.

 

[neal]

Hey if any young ones here wanna get laid, I got a fake ID that says I'm 15, so no worries about stupid laws.

hahaha thats good thinking.
-neal

 

[Tee]

Business is slow.
Considering WD was my hariest customer.
He left without saying goodbye & getting a final "wax" job......*Sniff*

then it would pay off at least to go to the concert to ask him about those serious behaviour modifiactions. :Smokedev: who is that wise as to trust people?

 

[FretsAflame]

Damn - now I really not sharing my age. I think the only one's on this board that are older that me is the 40 year old virgin and WD.... or are they one and the same?

HAHAHA for the last time I'm not 40!!! That's it, i'm changing my signature, and then i'm going to clown college.


Wait a minute...someone in the 17 and under age bracket wants to do tha nasty? Count me in!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

A nuerotic, bisexual 15 year old brunette girl who loves serial killers, death metal and chocolate, is a Pisces and suffers from social anxiety disorder. Sound interesting? Sodomize me.

Okay... Aw shit, you live in maryland... nevermind.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Hmmm.... RI is like... sorta near maryland.... kinda.....

 

[QuothTheRaven]

21 - Senior at Purdue University

 

[FretsAflame]

Okay... Aw shit, you live in maryland... nevermind.

HA! I live in VA - I could be in MD in 15 minutes, oh yeah! For once I have it better than your goddamn "it's legal to drink when you're 18" kanuk ass! Hell yeah!

Alright, now who's up for some chocolate and sodomy?

 

[FretsAflame]

[Reference=dreaming neon darkspot's signature] You're a pisces? I'm an aquarius! It's like a perfect match! Except for the fact that a fish goes in water and i think it would kind of be the other way around b/c i'm not into strap-ons...

wow, that may be the creepiest thing i have ever said, anywhere.

 

[neal]

especially becuase you're lying. we all know you love strap-ons.
-neal

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Wow... If I had any sort of morals, I might but regretful that I made that my sig... But seeing as how I don't, I'd just like to say that this has become very amusing.

 

[MindInsane]

33 the end of this month...I hate being in my 30's..my only consolation is the fact that I look 21! That's nice

 

[Deus]

21 in 4 days. Weeeeeee! Couldn't be happier. :Smug: Seriously. :Smug: