How will you die?

[0neEyedWilly]

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

This is what it said for me...

After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

 

[Brooks]

Har har

 

[El Stormo]

While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.

Damn.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

"You humiliate a magician at a party by divulging a few of his secrets. He returns the favor by actually sawing you in half."

wow i better not give away a magicians secrets than

 

[Necromunchkin]

"While walking to your car after visiting a friend in a rather bad part of town, you are caught in the middle of a drive-by shooting. You are hit several times in the chest. You watch as blood pours from your body as you fall to the ground. You die from massive blood loss."

 

[AALLGOD]

All I know is I am gonna die smiling... I will make sure of that.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

see sig

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

You contract HIV from some unprotected sex and eventually succomb to AIDS.

... the sad thing is it's probobly right.

 

[OfManAndMetal]

While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.

this is how i wanna go....

 

[neal]

Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.

psht, yeh fuckin right. for ONE thing there are about a million other ways id kill myself before slitting my wrists in a bathtub...

 

[Lunar Still]

An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room.

That actually sounds fun.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.

psht, yeh fuckin right. for ONE thing there are about a million other ways id kill myself before slitting my wrists in a bathtub...

"You'll contract EMO from unprotected sex and eventually succumb to AIDS."

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room.

That actually sounds fun.

lmao, that is so wicked.

the ceiling fan at my friends' dad's house is literally hanging by the wires, so i guess his obituary will be basically the same as that.

 

[schenkadere]

All I know is I am gonna die smiling... I will make sure of that.

you die after seeing the person in AALLGOD's sig naked...and wanting...Yikes!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

you die after seeing the person in AALLGOD's sig naked...and wanting...Yikes!

that's why he's gonna be smiling

 

[Sorrowed]

A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.


and I thought spitting in food was bad * amused *

 

[AsModEe]

Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.

ahah you're a fucking emo.

Here's mine:

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.

Gee I'm not the luckiest dead man in the world

 

[AALLGOD]

that's why he's gonna be smiling

Teehee... *wink* you got it! He is mah suguh daddy after all.

 

[Lunar Still]

Damn, he's a sexy one.