I am 35% virgin

[*ElfeGirl*]

EDIT: Fuck you.

 

[Fetzer]

 

[*ElfeGirl*]

I hope Natasha gave you herpès....
And that your dick is gonna dry and fall...........

 

[Fetzer]

*sigh*

 

[*ElfeGirl*]

*punches the other eye to make close it either*

 

[Undefined]

Please, bold the 14

BURN!

 

[ingrid]

yow, kiddo's! quit it

 

[Fetzer]

Yeah, my thought exactly.

 

[*ElfeGirl*]

BURN!

By the I'm starting to think that it's right so...
With all the stupid jokes he's making...
So yeah.
I'm owned.

 

[DiCerchio]

Nice test =)
So I'm 36% virgin...
1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob
8. Given a EATIN PUSSY /GOT ATE
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to homecoming
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the same sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done drugs
31. Played strip poker
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Ran away from home
34. Broken a bone
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love
41. Frenched kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours
50. Watched an animal die
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity
65. Played an instrument
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody
70. Been to a wild party
71. Got caught stealing something
72. Kicked a guy in the balls
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
74. Went out with your friend's crush
75. Got arrested
76. Been pregnant
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country
79. Started your house on fire
80. Had an encounter with a ghost
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
87. Had a job
88. Gotten cut from a sports team
89. Been called a whore
90. Danced like a whore
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity
92. Been in a car accident
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes
94. Been told you have beautiful hair
95. Raped somebody
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been raped
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face
100. Kissed someone on the lips

 

[Fetzer]

Yeah I fucked her so hard that she cried

 

[*ElfeGirl*]

I don't give a fuck.


lol

 

[Undefined]

Yeah I fucked her so hard that she cried

I bet she cried because she regretted having sex with you, luckily it only lasted 2 mins though

 

[*ElfeGirl*]

I love you so much !!! *hug*

 

[PsycRoxXptic]

1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob
8. Given a EATIN PUSSY /GOT ATE
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to homecoming
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the same sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done drugs
31. Played strip poker
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Ran away from home
34. Broken a bone
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love
41. Frenched kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours
50. Watched an animal die
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity
65. Played an instrument
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody
70. Been to a wild party
71. Got caught stealing something
72. Kicked a guy in the balls
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
74. Went out with your friend's crush
75. Got arrested
76. Been pregnant
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country
79. Started your house on fire
80. Had an encounter with a ghost
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
87. Had a job
88. Gotten cut from a sports team
89. Been called a whore
90. Danced like a whore
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity
92. Been in a car accident
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes
94. Been told you have beautiful hair
95. Raped somebody
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been raped
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face
100. Kissed someone on the lips

 

[The Emptier]

fuck this, i can't figure out the bold crap........i've done a lot of these though....maybe later i'll figure it out

 

[sad_but_tr00]

Well I'm certainly 0% virgin...So I guess I have done all of those things

 

[The Emptier]

1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob
8. Given a EATIN PUSSY /GOT ATE
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to homecoming
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the same sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done drugs
31. Played strip poker
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Ran away from home
34. Broken a bone
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love
41. Frenched kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours
50. Watched an animal die
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity
65. Played an instrument
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody
70. Been to a wild party
71. Got caught stealing something
72. Kicked a guy in the balls
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
74. Went out with your friend's crush
75. Got arrested
76. Been pregnant
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country
79. Started your house on fire
80. Had an encounter with a ghost
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself
87. Had a job
88. Gotten cut from a sports team
89. Been called a whore
90. Danced like a whore
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity
92. Been in a car accident
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes
94. Been told you have beautiful hair
95. Raped somebody
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been raped
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face
100. Kissed someone on the lips

lol you've had sex, but you've never been felt up....?

 

[RiderOfJustice]

I dont wanna do this because heartless will just say.. LIAR!

 

[eternal alchemist]

man, post the link i'm too lazy to edit all this

There's no link. I've taken this test before, and I'm speculating by my own experience it was sent via email from a friend of his.

I dont wanna do this because heartless will just say.. LIAR!

So you suddenly care what people think? I don't give a shit what Heartless thinks. He's a dude off a forum, not your wife.