I bought a new car (the "I wanna be like Gugs" thread)...

[Tranquillian]

LMFAO
Let's hope she isn't in charge of the household economy.

 

[dorian gray]

lurch: reco a leather conditioner

 

[dorian gray]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk

Wow that chick is stupid.
This belongs in the thread I started a million years ago about goofy things that chicks/wives say.
Except this is just plain stupid.

 

[lurch70]

lurch: reco a leather conditioner

What?

the only thing leather I have is shoes ...

 

[dorian gray]

dude...I swear you posted something recently* about certain car care products



*within the past 10 years

 

[lurch70]

ah yes ... got some German stuff that's really good
brb

 

[lurch70]

yes, this brand is really good shit ...
http://www.detailersdomain.com/1Z-einszett-Leather-Care-Lederpflege_p_500.html

i use THIS for all things interior and it rules ... Germans know how to get rid of "stains" and "odors"

buy from this dude's website ...
http://www.detailersdomain.com/Leather-Conditioner_c_115.html

 

[dorian gray]

sweet. thanks, man

 

[lurch70]

de nada

 

[NAD]

My daily commute is now less than 7 miles total.

I really want to sell my car and get a bus pass instead.

Because I'm fucking CHEAP. Also considering that 5 of those 7 miles are in an orange grove, I redline my car 16 times every morning.

That makes 90% of my driving time above 5,000rpms.

Sure it only has 23k on the clock but it'll be dead at 40k.

Oh wait I got the extended warranty.

Now I get to fight for a new car when this one takes a dump, and then end up with nothing anyhow.

...

Cool.

 

[dorian gray]

Good plan

 

[NAD]

Hi dorian.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Took my jalopy in to get smogged today, and failed miserably. Now I'm looking at another $80 to get it diagnosed, and a possible $500-$700 in repairs, if it is indeed the catalytic converter. Gah

 

[Reign in Acai]

Awesome, have a flat tire to boot. I had the fuck who did my oil change thoroughly inspect all 4 no more than an hour ago, as I suspected one was fubar. This place sells fn tires as well, so what the fuck?!?!?!

 

[dorian gray]

 

[Reign in Acai]

Just sold out to the man, made an appointment with America's Tires tomorrow for 4 new tires to be installed. I always debated against pissing away such funds for something that can bought for $15 a pop at the local Azteca Tire shop. This is the price for competency.

 

[NAD]

Last night I got a blowjob, so tonight I washed her Mazda.

Keys to a successful marriage right here.

 

[lurch70]

blowjob? are you sure you are married?

 

[ChaosLee]

blowjob? are you sure you are married?

Lol

 

[dorian gray]

are you sure you didnt dream about giving yourself a blowjob?