I bought a new car (the "I wanna be like Gugs" thread)...

[lurch70]

... and then wash your own car?

is the Mazdaspeed waxed?

 

[dorian gray]

... and then wash your own car?

exactly

 

[NAD]

I think she owed me one for my birthday still.

Probably won't get another until the next major religious holiday.

I'd say Easter but likely not since it falls within the same month as the last blowjob.

I don't know though, I'll still ask. I ask pretty much 6 times a day already though.

 

[NAD]

are you sure you didnt dream about giving yourself a blowjob?

... and then wash your own car?

is the Mazdaspeed waxed?

I washed mine yesterday. I've never waxed a car in my life. Unless you count that one time in college I jizzed on my own windshield during a handjob. Didn't notice until the drive home when we couldn't see out the damn window.

"Why is the window all smudgy?"
"....huhuhuhuhuhuhuh"

 

[NAD]

I just realized I've never jerked off in a car. Sucks. Also I never once scored AT ALL in the Subaru. Never even made out with anyone in there I don't think, the only car I got zero action in whatsoever. The night before I sold it on Craig's List my wife said "come on, we never did it in that car, let's go" and we found a secluded spot up the street.

I was nervous and couldn't get it up.

 

[lurch70]

it was a gay car like I said in the past ...

 

[NAD]

Sadly I knew all it all along...

 

[neal]

shouldve just munched her muffin, thats all anyone does in a subaru anyway

 

[dorian gray]

My Outback was like my own personal porn set for awhile there.
It must be the roof-rail-mounted bike rack that makes it a sex-mobile.


edit: hahahaha I wrote this before I saw Neal's post

 

[lurch70]

i think it's the white robe not the roof rack.

 

[lurch70]

Going to the NY Auto Show tomorrow ... what should I buy?

 

[dorian gray]

VW GTI

 

[Reign in Acai]

Bad brakes, an electrical problem, and a cracked head gasket. Awesome!

 

[dorian gray]

eehhh...sucks, man

 

[lurch70]

went to the Auto Show last night ... those of you on FB got bombarded with live photo updates

I have to say that EVERY manufacturer is on top of their game. I haven't seen one lazy product this year. great stuff.

 

[lurch70]

Bad brakes, an electrical problem, and a cracked head gasket. Awesome!

wtf Jerry ... really?

 

[einride]

Bad brakes, an electrical problem, and a cracked head gasket. Awesome!

so yesterday i'm drivin on a bumpy ass country road, mindin my own business, when i hears some strange ass noises from behind. stop the car. turns out my tail pipe/muffler shitz fallen down. holder ring thing disintegrated cause of rust.

steps to fix:

1. find some old nylon strap or whatever in the back
2. tie that shit up
3. give no fucks, drive jalopies every day

 

[dorian gray]

Lol erik you are really cracking me up lately

Also...check out that salt hahahahahahahaha

 

[lurch70]

looks OEM to me ...

 

[Reign in Acai]

After spending 3 days driving a car that drifts like a cloud (Toyota Yaris), I'm happy to say that my 192k Civic is chug chugging me to and fro once more. It feels good to actually drive a car that feels like it has an engine in it, than a hunk of metal/plastic designed for the senior citizen in mind. These new cars (post 2005 I'd say) are just too damn smooth. Being as computer based as they are, I have little faith of purchasing a newer vehicle and clocking 200k miles on one without trimester cyclic repairs.