I don't have any clean underwear.

[Reign in Acai]

So I've been working a good amount of hours this week and never got around to washing my skivvys. Wtf should I do?!?

 

[skeptik]

Commando that shit.

 

[Carbonized]

Commando that shit.

Definitely.

Just make sure you watch that zipper on bathroom runs.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Poll has been added.

 

[J.]

go to wal mart and buy some more.

sidenote: boxers>>tighty whiteys

 

[Dark One]

I take it the jocular posting is back? LOL

If any event, if you're really looking for advice, simply hand wash a pair and hang them up so they dry overnight. However, I don't think you're really seeking advice, so in that case, I say again - LOL.

 

[Reign in Acai]

J- By skivvys, I meant boxer shorts. Screw Wal-Mart, I don't need my ant eating excalibur confined by threads freshly woven by kids named Xiu and Tao.

Jason- I'm dead serious mi amigo. I have to be at work in an hour and have nothing to wear but the creamy white skin that is spackled to my pompous posterior. Sure I could of probably washed and dried a pair in that given time, but posting seemed like the more appropriate road to take.

 

[Dark One]

Jason- I'm dead serious mi amigo. I have to be at work in an hour and have nothing to wear but the creamy white skin that is spackled to my pompous posterior. Sure I could of probably washed and dried a pair in that given time, but posting seemed like the more appropriate road to take.

LOL - I didn't realize you had to work so soon. I have to remember that not all people work 9 to 5 jobs.

 

[Mormagil]

Sure I could of probably washed and dried a pair in that given time, but posting seemed like the more appropriate road to take.

On a slightly more serious note, if you have any from last week there's a chance they've lost a good deal of pungency. Unless we're talkin', like, "I dropped a 'Fudgesicle' down my pants and it bounced around a few times" levels of uncleanliness.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

fucking wear dirty clothes.... its fairly simple

 

[Captain Beard]

athletic shorts.

 

[Guthrum]

Commando that shit.

I was going to say the EXACT same thing. :zombie:

 

[Mormagil]

 

[NAD]

Jason- I'm dead serious mi amigo. I have to be at work in an hour and have nothing to wear but the creamy white skin that is spackled to my pompous posterior. Sure I could of probably washed and dried a pair in that given time, but posting seemed like the more appropriate road to take.

On a slightly more serious note, if you have any from last week there's a chance they've lost a good deal of pungency. Unless we're talkin', like, "I dropped a 'Fudgesicle' down my pants and it bounced around a few times" levels of uncleanliness.

Ace posting x2 right here.

But yeah, wear the dirty chones. When I run out I usually pre-emptive strike that shit by placing last night's chonies (and associated wifebeater, what can I say, I wear a bro) in a neat pile in a nearby location which I will run into before heading toward the closet in the morning, reminding myself that yes, you were too god damn lazy to do laundry the previous evening.

Or commando, whatever. Sorta comfy sometimes, makes me feel like a sexy bitch.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Go commando, the freedom is exhilerating. Unless you sit on a nut accidentally.

 

[NAD]

Anyone else ever do that got up from sitting too quickly without realizing that you had in fact been sitting on a testicle, and nearly detached your nut from the sillystring portion? That shit sucks.

Stories like this are why I was nicknamed NAD like 12 years ago.

 

[Guthrum]

 

[Danalieshk]

steal your wife's lingerie
in a nutshell, you'll just pass for being gayer than ever

 

[dorian gray]

See, if you had a wife, this wouldn't be a problem.

@ commando: gross. You guys do realize that a little bit of piss dribbles out after you put it back in. And unless you're washing your ass after each time you poop, you're smearing a little bit on your pants every time you sit down. With commando, your pants become your underwear and thusly need to be washed before wearing again.


This is one of my worst posts ever, btw.

 

[Reign in Acai]

For those who were wondering, I went with the basketball shorts. The nylon mesh fabric conforms to my plantation of pollination in a stylish and sophisticated manner, without being overly pretensious.

Commando would feel obscene, not to mention dangerous. Ever get your sausage casing tangled in your zipper? Well I have.

Pain is the best teacher.