I got 2 girls who want to wax my chest hair

[Reign in Acai]

I have an average amount of Viking fur on my chest. My arms on the other hand, are so bare that it appears that I shave them. They are so silky smooth in fact, that I sometimes jack off while looking down.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Lamerica. I have grizzly bear legs, you cant even see the skin. And my facial hair is retarded and grows longer and patchier in some areas. If I dont shave for awhile I look like Ted Kaczynski.

 

[Guthrum]

When I was born, they called me sasquatch.

 

[MFJ]

Lamerica. I have grizzly bear legs, you cant even see the skin. And my facial hair is retarded and grows longer and patchier in some areas. If I dont shave for awhile I look like Ted Kaczynski.

hahahaha i hear you about the legs. i have WEIRD facial hair too... dude, i should find a picture of me from sophomore year. couldnt grow a THREAD of hair on any part of my face, but I had thiiiickkkk foresty sideburns that went all the way down to my neck. its insane, i dont understand how that is possible.

 

[Ellestin]

Growing pubic hairs on shoulders > .

 

[lurch70]

no worries hairy manly men ... there is a backlash against the metrosexual fellas around these parts. the return of the smelly hairy man is imminent ... now what chicks we will attract this is another story.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

European women >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> American women in every single possible fucking way.

dumb post

 

[Caelum Adustum]

NO YUO

 

[MFJ]

dumb post

no, i'm sorry but this is true.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

I'm sorry, but the very same sickness infect even this beautiful continent. I just noticed that my youngest nephew has pink shoe laces...

 

[Evil?]

Burn them.

 

[AsModEe]

then burn him

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Then burn Norway.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

A bunch of "d00ds" in my school went tanning (in one of those booths) together and I couldn't help calling them gay.

edit: The best part is that two were dark skinned Italians and the other two were Armenian and Greek.

 

[Reign in Acai]

*waits for RiA*

I failed/

 

[dorian gray]

you are the threadfinder general

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

god dammit