I Hate Valentine's Day

[Loren Littlejohn]

Just another day for me and the Mrs.

 

[Sloan]

apparently, this is THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY FUCKING EVER EVER EVER EVER for my gf. she typically texts/calls me 1000 times a day while i'm at work. I always have stuff on craigslist, so typically answer calls from unknown numbers - but she works as a sales rep and when she calls from work it's a randomass number. It is extremely frustrating to have to answer calls when both your arms are entangled in an engine (i work on cars). But for V-Day, she didn't make contact at all.

I had pissed her off real good the night before and assumed that she was just fucking pissed, obviously i wasn't gonna call and just get an earful of SHIT, so after work i went home, checked my sitez, and ate some foodz. She sent a negative message via Facebook. Other shit happened and she eventually came over fucking crying and shit like A BABY, and then dragged me to the bar so i could buy her drinks. She enjoys every fucking bar in this town that is full of fucking bros, people i knew from highschool/past lives, and absolutely no atmosphere. I spent goddamn $40 on beer and Krystals ( http://www.krystal.com/ ).

Went to her place had awkward sex, then ended up driving her car to my house because she was snoring so fucking loud. I had to get up at 9am to do some tracking on a guy's album till 3pm. I got home at like 6am, couldn't sleep at all and i haven't had time to take a fucking nap. Now I have to go run through some songs for a rockabilly gig at 9pm tonight. i'm fucking tired as shit.

she still doesn't understand why i don't want a girlfriend.

 

[Terminus]

lol at i35. The few visits I make to Austin, I ALWAYS make the mistake of arriving around 5PM.

Yup sure is, and i get off work at 5.

Every holiday is just a corporate materialistic money grab now, even the lesser ones. PRESIDENTS DAY SALE!!! what?

 

[MarcusGHedwig]

People who actually care about and make a big deal about Valentines Day (hating or loving it) are either lonely, miserable, self-loathing sobs or overly romantic, gushy, and annoying (or whipped by someone who is).

Honestly, I'm inclined to agree - I've never once cared in the slightest about V-day one way or the other; I always find the endless amount of mopy/bitter Facebook status updates baffling/hilarious

 

[JeffTD]

Honestly, I'm inclined to agree - I've never once cared in the slightest about V-day one way or the other; I always find the endless amount of mopy/bitter Facebook status updates baffling/hilarious

I didn't mean for my thing to sound bitter or angry but it really just reminds me of 420 - to any real stoner, April 20th is just another day in the week. In a healthy, adult relationship, February 14th should just be a day to be a couple. Maybe small gifts or something because it's festive, but the people who make a big deal of it probably aren't feeling very secure about their relationship in the first place if they need to reaffirm it with rose pedal covered sheets and the lot.

 

[midget donkeys]

My wife took me to a hospital so they could start injecting steroids next to my spine. Then we went home and I slept all day due to the lidocaine temporally removing my pain.

True love.

 

[StefTD]

I am soooo glad that it's not that popular in Germany...me and my girl just dislike it, it's getting a bit more popular
due to the media, but at least there are still some people who have no clue that feb 14th is valentine's day

 

[greyskull]

I had steak and a blowjob.... No joke.
.....
But I did cook it, and put the ground work in.

 

[Line666]

You only win bro points if they were both at the same time.

 

[plague_rider]

^^^^ Now this is a challenge...

The only part of my meal I cooked was the steak cause my lass is worried she'd overcook it...