I hate writers block

LadyValerie said:
Smoke some Salvia divinorum while listening to Opeth backwards with the speed and pitch increased by 50%, while staring at a Christmas tree that is 7'6.391" tall, no higher, no shorter, that has exactly 253 lights, and 542 ornements, while eating a gingerbread cookie and having someone tickle your feet.
My god that sounds absolutely fantastic.
 
dreaming neon darkspot said:
i've found that writing/reading erotica when you're not getting laid makes you feel really fucking pathetic.
YEAH IT DOES I GOT MY STATE ID IN THE MAIL YESTERDAY (WAITING SINCE BEGINING OF AUGUST) AND I REACHED ORGASM 10 OR 20 MIN AGO (LOOKING AT www.forestofporn.com/tgp/forest.php ) AND NOW I'M FEELING LAME CUZ I DIDN'T USE MY ID TO GO INTO SINGLES BAR TO GET LAID
 
Final_Product said:
It's also difficult to pull off. I think i've read one sexy thing in my entire life. Dudes want hardcore, chicks want suggestion...its impossible to find a balance. And even if you do go full in one direction, it inevitably sounds cheesy anyway.
1ST PERSON FROM THE WOMAN'S POV WORKS A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN EITHER OMNICIENT 3RD PERSON OR 1ST PERSON GUY'S POV
 
LORD_RED_DRAGON said:
YOU WRITE EROTICA ON PAPER?!?!? I HAVEN'T DONE THAT IN FOREVER!!!:loco:
i don't write much of anything on paper now that i have my laptop and my basic motivation has just been to write stuff so i can post it on the internet and get critques (which i hardly ever do). i have my own laptop and am not sharing the computer with the rest of my family like i was before, so the stuff i write is still private ... but writing was such an "intense" and even spiritual thing for me, just the act of putting words down on paper and now that magic is gone. it's all so sterile with everything on the computer screen. there are so many things about typing that are better, like being able to make changes to the text a lot more easier, whereas with typing you have to erase lines or tear out pages to fix a mistake you realize you've made. but it's like the creative intimacy of writing is gone and i'm not writing for myself anymore

and i'm very aware that what i just wrote probobly makes sense to no one else but me
 
It makes sense to me, Laura. It's not at all the same for me, though–I've always had absolutely horrible handwriting and gotten hand cramps very easily, so having a computer helps a great deal, and I haven't really noticed any loss of connection. But I understand what you mean.
 
dreaming neon darkspot said:
i don't write much of anything on paper now that i have my laptop and my basic motivation has just been to write stuff so i can post it on the internet and get critques (which i hardly ever do). i have my own laptop and am not sharing the computer with the rest of my family like i was before, so the stuff i write is still private ... but writing was such an "intense" and even spiritual thing for me, just the act of putting words down on paper and now that magic is gone. it's all so sterile with everything on the computer screen. there are so many things about typing that are better, like being able to make changes to the text a lot more easier, whereas with typing you have to erase lines or tear out pages to fix a mistake you realize you've made. but it's like the creative intimacy of writing is gone and i'm not writing for myself anymore

and i'm very aware that what i just wrote probobly makes sense to no one else but me

I still go by hand. It's the only way!