Don't you just hate school?

[famousamoswillkillyou]

I don't mind education THAT much. I hate the social aspect of high school, but writing, I enjoy, I don't mind anything but math and gym... Fuck gym.

 

[Black Winter Day]

i hate writing on topics i'm not interested in. writing fiction, however, is quite enjoyable and is something i am successful at

 

[Sataneatsgiantcornladenturds]

I loved the social aspect of school. I was the prom king and voted most likely to succeed, and I was all state captain quarterback of my football team. I got a full ride scholarship to Notre Dame and got to fuck all the hot cheerleaders. then a friend turned me on to Cannibal Corpse and so I lost everything; the poontang, the scholarship, and I'm living in a van down by the river.

 

[Black Winter Day]

what a LOSER!

**makes L with finger and thumb and places it over forehead**

 

[sataneatsgiantcornladenturds]

I know you are but what am I.

I'm only pointing out that metal ruined my life and changed me from a sculpted 6'2" 195 pounder into a pox ridden, chancre spotted male crack whore. don't let this happen to you!

 

[Black Winter Day]

i'm sorry. maybe you should have stuck with new kids on the block. that's the right stuff.

 

[sataneatsgiantcornladenturds]

if only you knew. if you continue to dis me I will track you down and infect your with my various viruses, while you squeal like a pig at my vigorous thrustings.

I am only trying to save you teenagers from a hellish life of dependence on vapid metal lyrics and pointless discussions about how life sucks and mommy doesn't understand me.

 

[Black Winter Day]

i don't need to be saved, you ever hear me bitch about my life? i'm happy as hell with my life AND i listen to metal. so there.

 

[sataneatsgiantcornladenturds]

some of your peers here are not as well adjusted.

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

Your life should never really change depending on the music you listen to.

Although, PoE did make mine much better...

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Hey, sataneatsgiantcornladenturds, shut up. Thanks for the compliment skreem, I appreciate it.

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

Yeah, and when you're done shutting up, get a shorter screenname. It fucks up the whole page, dude.

 

[Lyndrodius]

Lord of Metal...that looks more like a short story than an essay to me. Maybe I missed that whole section in school that explained that concept. I slept through quite a bit.

 

[Skreemqueen]

No problem, Lord of Metal. And I have to say that I'm quite well adjusted.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Damnit,stop bitching about how you have english classes!!!I wish I had english or any type of creative writing class.The only type of arts classes my school offers are art(you know, painting, drawing, etc.)drama and band/chorus.No creative writing classes.There was this one thing,a poetry club like activity,but poetry isn't exactly my forte,so I'm not so much into that.I miss the one aspect of middle school in which they had an after-school program which had a creative writing class.But there's nothing like that here.So,basically,I excell at nothing which this school demands that I take.There are plenty of oppurtunities for the kids who can draw or act or play a musical instrument,but nothing for ppl like me,except for the school newspaper;and,no,I am not newspaper acrticl writer material.The only thing that I'm good at,pretty much,is writing fictional stories.So,I'm just waitng for the last 2 quarters of school when I have english to "enlighten" all of my classmates with my *unique* writing style...My first attack,I believe,will be to sic my little ray o' sunshine-"Machine"-on their asses...*evil laughter*I wonder what kind of grade that would get me...