i mean really, as if i wasn't power metal enough

[Greg B.]

 

[Baliset]

hehe. i am not saying i am going to be carrying it around with me in public while wearing a puffy pirate shirt and leather pants.

 

[minxnim]

ok but we need to talk about this! i mean it!

 

[Greg B.]

scene: Greg gets a girl back to his apartment.
Greg: Want to see my sword?
Girl: *panting* Yeah baby.
Greg *gets byron's old sword down from the wall*
Girl: AIYEEEEEEEEE! D&D! NOOOOOOO

 

[xfer]

hahaha

the funny thing is, greg always hated D&D and refused to play with me and Toby!

 

[chupe666]

minx is killing me here.

 

[xfer]

greg if some chick gives you funny looks you can just be like "if another man besmirches your honor, milady, i shall challenge him to...a mighty du-el!!" then whip your sword around nobly.

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

Oo, I have two ninja swords, a wooden training sword, and a big sword that a friend made for me. It looks like a knight sword.

And I always wanted someone to try and burgler me, but instead these idiots were going around in my small town taking christmas decorations out of yard and so I got to chase them with my sword. They ran like the devil himself.

 

[minxnim]

i have greg's best interests in mind so you can all buzz off

 

[0sm0se]

I have a sword myself, it just hangs on the wall, though occasionally, I'll hack at a tree, one of these days, I'm gonna get real pissed off and cut it down.

By the way... read to the end of the comic.

 

[Kitty Star]

Swords = turn on.

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

Thanks for that comic 0sm0se. I find them very entertaining.

 

[xfer]

kitty star is such a dork fucker

 

[mindspell]

Couldn't say it better myself

 

[minxnim]

i seriously considered calling greg at like 3 am to talk about this but then i realized he needed his beauty sleep.

kitty, don't encourage it. seriously. are you that cruel?

 

[goatschool]

is it a samurai sword, greg? can i take a picture of your forearm while you hold it in a thrusting-forward stabbo stance?

 

[Baliset]

i still don't get how this thread became so serious. i was just kidding about the whole "mighty warrior of metal" thing.

 

[minxnim]

it may not be a bad thing greg. if kitty gives up trying to knit her way into alex's heart maybe she'll make you a sword cozy?

 

[Baliset]

nick it isn't a samurai sword. i don't know all the distinctions between the various types but it is of a medium size, not really a broadsword or anything. it looks like maybe 18th century design?

 

[xfer]

ahaha a "sword cozy"!