i wake up way too early

[minxnim]

fuck you. or maybe i just should say i don't sleep enough, since i got about an hour of sleep last night. and i'm NOT tired at all in fact i'm reeling and i've already cleaned the kitchen with fucking bleach and water.
maybe i'll crash and burn during this hearing i'm attending this morning. i'll be zombie laser eye girl.

 

[minxnim]

 

[minxnim]

shrink: 'these added anti-depressants should really help you sleep more than 3 hours a night'

4 months later:

fuck this.

 

[minxnim]

 

[minxnim]

i want to be like this:

asleep on a copy of 'the great wall of china'.

 

[tar]

my body knows it needs like 9 hours to feel sprightly the next day... usually it allows me 6-7.

 

[tar]

but yeah that's way more than...1

 

[minxnim]

i need like 4 hours of sleep and i'm totally okay, but this is nuts.

 

[lizard]

I slept like a wee babe bathed in the breeze of God's good will.

which is peculiar because I usually don't sleep well.

 

[minxnim]

bastard

 

[Baliset]

if i could muster the energy i would use it to flip off all you bastards who got a good night's sleep last night.

its nothing personal.

 

[lizard]

perhaps its because I spent a good part of the evening laughing at back to back viewings of the two greatest musical spoofs ever, The Rutles: All You Need is Cash, and This is Spinal Tap.

"well, our amps go to 11."

 

[Baliset]

i was watching the return of the undertaker at wrestlemania xx.

 

[lizard]

see that's why you can't sleep, because you fill your mind with ghouls.

 

[Baliset]

it was also cause i filled me stomach with too many hot dogs, cheese dogs, a pastrami sandwich, soda, chips, and most of a bottle of port, and a balance bar.

 

[lizard]

!!! that could have something to do with it.

also, drinking port makes you seem nautical! like Horatio Hornblower.

 

[Baliset]

i also have scurvy.

 

[lizard]

haha and weevils in your hardtack.

 

[avi]

my dogs always wake me in the middle of the night in their bid to defend the house from everything that moves. that, and the border collie only needs like 3 hours of sleep before he's ready to fetch balls again for hours. I wish I didn't need 6-7 hrs of sleep as I'd prefer to spend more time doing stuff.

 

[xfer]

he's a ball-fetchin' madman! i can TESTIFY.