If Mort Divine ruled the world

[Onder]

The beauty of this marketing strategy (and Gillette is obviously not a purveyor of this) is quite simply that the ad has a bigger impact and reaches a lot more people. It provokes a reaction and even people picking sides in the presented argument. This makes people share it and more people pick sides and all that. Nothing is resolved, of course, by the reactions, and the argument might be completely made up or altered intentionally to provoke more reactions in the viewers, but everybody suddenly talks about [insert random company]. As more companies use this strategy, reacting to these ads will be similar to clicking a "YOU WON 5 MILS CLICK HERE" button on the internet.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

and at the end of the day
Gillette makes money

 

[CiG]

I'm not so sure having your company be the topic of a divided consumer base is good marketing.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... smh.

dumb meme from dumb person. SHOCKING???

 

[CiG]

I've personally never heard a MAGA guy say this, but the Black Israelites most certainly would say that yet you left-wing cucks are so mad at kids for wearing hats that you can't even target the true bigots in that video. Nothing about how they were calling Donald Trump a homosexual as if that's a criticism of the man?

 

[CiG]

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Nice. Your Tumblr?

... smh.

dumb meme from dumb person. SHOCKING???

Your IQ tests obviously don't weed out dumb asses who get baited.

I've personally never heard a MAGA guy say this, but the Black Israelites most certainly would say that yet you left-wing cucks are so mad at kids for wearing hats that you can't even target the true bigots in that video. Nothing about how they were calling Donald Trump a homosexual as if that's a criticism of the man?

I intentionally stayed out of the debate after your posted it because it was hot-take fodder for sensationalists on both sides of the debate, both of which have littered my FB feed since the moment it was published and still now. Thought I'd share a bit of the love with GMD's redpill army and see what happened. Glad that the draggliest of the knuckledraggers was the first to respond and edit his post.

You hate activists, so I'm not really sure why you're taking sides on this issue.

Oh wait, your double-standard.

 

[CiG]

Nice. Your Tumblr?

MS Paint.

I intentionally stayed out of the debate after your posted it because it was hot-take fodder for sensationalists on both sides of the debate, both of which have littered my FB feed since the moment it was published and still now.

And then you posted a sensationalist meme. So you waited for nothing, and somehow have become the new Mort with your drive-by jabs in the process.

You hate activists, so I'm not really sure why you're taking sides on this issue.

Oh wait, your double-standard.

Not sure what your point is here, since the only side I'm taking is against the pathetic media who jumped at the chance to avoid their actual jobs to research a story, and instead set up a bunch of kids for relentless hatred, death threats and doxing. I still hate activists, how have I violated that?

 

[rms]

I'm not so sure having your company be the topic of a divided consumer base is good marketing.

gillette is really a monopoly here. i cant even think of another brand of razor

 

[The Ozzman]

gillette is really a monopoly here. i cant even think of another brand of razor

Schick
Bic
Store brand razors

wtf I love Japan now!

Japan court upholds 'sterilisation' rule for gender change. https://tiny.iavian.net/qyh1

 

[CiG]

gillette is really a monopoly here. i cant even think of another brand of razor

Gillette are getting their asses kicked by companies like Dollar Shave Club. Can post articles about Gillette struggling to compete, having to lower prices to do so and so on. This advert is probably the end result of desperation in fact.

 

[The Ozzman]

P&G will just end up spinning off Gillette. They did the same thing when Duracell was floundering

 

[rms]

oh I shouldve been more specific, their only competition is cheap razors--but I dont know of a "premium" razor they compete against. maybe im forgetting

 

[CiG]

Schick come to mind but they're quite unisex.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

And then you posted a sensationalist meme. So you waited for nothing, and somehow have become the new Mort with your drive-by jabs in the process.

Figured it fit in quite well between bearded men videotaping themselves and discussions on the economics of razors.

I've gotta say, I find this persistent Mort fetish you guys have to be curious, especially since he rarely responds to any of it. The Mort-pedo jokes back in the day made a lot more sense.

Not sure what your point is here, since the only side I'm taking is against the pathetic media who jumped at the chance to avoid their actual jobs to research a story, and instead set up a bunch of kids for relentless hatred, death threats and doxing. I still hate activists, how have I violated that?

It was off the cuff and not quite intended to be 100% of your point of view, a la "leftwing cuck." Still, considering these kids were brought into this shitshow while in training to be the next generation of right-wing activists, I'll say my point sticks.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

lmao what a dumb jew

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Easy, Mr. Fortune Cookie IQ. The geezers from Old School might start sending you cease and desist orders.

 

[Dak]

You know someone is all out of ammo when they just start dragging ethnicity in to accentuate preschool level insults.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Easy, Mr. Fortune Cookie IQ. The geezers from Old School might start sending you cease and desist orders.

I'm not worried about them, i bet their reach isn't as long as your jewish hooknose.

You know someone is all out of ammo when they just start dragging ethnicity in to accentuate preschool level insults.

get my nuts out of your black orifice brah.