If Mort Divine ruled the world

[Einherjar86]

Well if we're going by personal experience, I have heard it.

While growing up, my mother often wanted to attend Sunday service. My father usually didn't want to attend service at all, which led to conversations about Saturday versus Sunday worship--and my mother often said she was a "Sunday worshiper."

As it turns out, the sabbath constitutes a matter of some contention within the Christian community. There are online conversations about whether to worship on Saturday or Sunday. Understandably, those who argue for Sunday call themselves "Sunday worshipers."

So, I think your weirdly prescriptive grammar, when it comes to what "Sunday worshiper" and "Easter worshiper" mean, is absurd.

EDIT: wouldn't you know that FOX NEWS said this before Obama and Clinton did:

https://www.foxnews.com/world/tourists-easter-worshippers-lament-closure-of-notre-dame

This must be why they haven't picked up the story.

 

[Manic Ferocity]

I usually handle that debate by not being a Christian.

 

[jimmy101]

Dunno why God bothered sending his son to Earth after that whole forbidden fruit/tree of knowledge cockup. Think it was already fact that humans aren't to be trusted.

 

[CiG]

Were Adam and Eve humans? They didn't come to be through sexual intercourse, always wondered about that. Were they just wingless angels?

 

[rms]

This must be why they haven't picked up the story.

that's an AP story used by Fox News

 

[Einherjar86]

Were Adam and Eve humans? They didn't come to be through sexual intercourse, always wondered about that. Were they just wingless angels?

Genesis says that God created man; so they were human. But then again, the Book of Genesis is a fairy tale; so Adam and Even weren't human insofar as they weren't real.

 

[CiG]

But then again, the Book of Genesis is a fairy tale; so Adam and Even weren't human insofar as they weren't real.

Well, duh.

 

[Einherjar86]

I wasn't trying to imply that you didn't know that--I just like taking swipes at literalism.

 

[CiG]

Did you break your screen?

 

[Einherjar86]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

> "Easter worshippers killed on a day holy for many faiths"

this part really should have said something like
"worshipers killed at easter church service"
or even
"christians killed on easter"
the phrase "Easter worshipers" is STILL sounding weird-as-fuck every single time i see/hear it

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

1st
the hillary tweet and the obama tweet clearly appear to have been written by the same person

2nd
this ghost-writer seems to be either
A)
a person trying to imply that the group called "easter worshipers" might somehow include people that are non-christian
or
B)
someone who was instructed by someone else to to "make tweets about the Christians being killed without actually using the word christian"

3rd
there's no such thing as a "standard google-search"
someone google-ing the exact same phrase as someone else will get completely different results depending on the country (or state/province or even the city) of the IP address, and the IP addresses previous google-searches, and if you've opened up your google-account the differences are even more extreme

when it comes to whether or not the phrase "easter worshippers" existed before the easter-bombings, clearly what's happened is 2 people doing the same google-search and getting completely different results because they were in different countries

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Genesis says that God created man; so they were human. But then again, the Book of Genesis is a fairy tale; so Adam and Even weren't human insofar as they weren't real.

Genisis chapeter 1 has the order of events depicted in an order that's physically impossible

chapter 2 has a spot appears to contradict something in chapter 1

chapter 3 is clearly a fairy-tale (with God being a jack-ass)

there's no evidence to prove that Noah's Flood was actually a global event

the existence of dinosaurs contradicts the story of Noah's flood

even excluding dinosaurs the dimensions of Noah's Ark wouldn't have been big enough to hold "2 of every animal"

Sara and Rebekah are referred to as "beautiful in the face" and Rachel is referred to as "prettier in the face than Leah" check the genealogy charts and you'll see that the "beautiful faces" are a family-resemblance, this family is so fucking inbred that these 3 women have all inherited the exact-same beautiful face

Jacob and Laban tricking each other is fucking hilarious

when Dina is raped, the punishment for 1 unmarried guy and raping 1 unmarried woman is an entire fucking city slaughtered and then looted

Judah impregnating his son's wife because God needs that specific woman to get knocked-up

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

https://twitter.com/womensmarch/status/1121127450480607242

The horror.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Indians, Asians, and other successful ethnic groups are automatically white, regardless of skin tone.

Is this the same Women's March that celebrated a couple of black female rapist-murderers who killed some gay guy?

 

[CiG]

The same Women's March that employed Nation of Islam members as bodyguards?

 

[CiG]

The question of rebuilding ‘even more beautifully’ raises as many questions as it answers.

Art and architecture magazine unironically suggests, among a few other suggestions, that Notre Dame be rebuilt with a "graceful minaret" to memorialize "approximately 100 Algerians who were killed by the French police while protesting the Algerian War in 1961."

 

[Dak]

Contemporary architects are all brainwashed retards. Post-modern brutality uses glass like concrete and concrete like glass.

 

[CiG]

That's hilarious as I was just reading that other architects want to rebuild Notre Dame using an abundance of glass as a "monument to light" lmao.

 

[Dak]

A contemporary of the wife, an immigrant artist, was not allowed to display his art depicting suicide or male on female violence. The Cathedral's tenants were violated. Must only create the secular religion's approved art.