If you could have a superpower, what would it be?

[theodyssey]

Well, since i already have the huge... well, anyway, i have to go with.... super ultra ass-sitting ability. The power to sit on one's ass all day doing nothing... yeah, that would rule. Oh, and the ability to attract chips and soda to my side so i wouldn't have to get up. Man.... that would rule. Oh, and nachos... you can never have enough nachos.

 

[korruption]

Snap fingers and unsuspecting victim shits his/her pants.

 

[Yngtchie Blacksteen]

The ability to go back in time, do something, and come back like nothing has ever happened.
Combine that with mind control, and I can have sex with all the women I desire.
But seriously, that would've been awesome, I could use the mind control thing and get to France, where I'd bang Alizée and be happy. I know it sounds silly, but I'd love to have those abilities.

Of course, flying would've been cool, too.

 

[Serge...]

what if you could fly at the speed of light? best of both worlds.

That's ok. I'd rather have a real power than the ability to disintegrate from moving too fast.

 

[urinalcakemix]

I take whatever my prior post was... thinking about it

I want the power to make my name Serge... Because hes the guy I'm not =/

 

[Manga-San]

If I could be a superhero
I would be awesome man
I’d fly around the world fighting crime
According to my awesome plan
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
I’d haul them off to jail in my awesome van
‘Cause I would be awesome man

If I could be a superhero
I would be Drug-Free boy
Telling the world of the evils of drugs
And all of the lives they destroy
Well I would take all the junk
He’s getting so high
With their needles and bongs
And their sticks made of tye
As I burn them alive I would squeal with joy
Because I would be drug-free boy

If I could be a superhero
I'd be Immigration dude
I’d send all the foreigners back to their homes
For eating up all of our food
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
I’d pass a lot of laws to get rid of their food
‘Cause I’d be Immigration Dude

If I could be a superhero
I would be justice guy
Making sure people get what they deserve
Especially women who lie
Like if a wife left her husband
With three kids and no job
To run off to Hawaii
With some doctor named Bob
You can skin them and drain them of blood so they die
Especially Bob
Then you would be justice guy

Or you could be more subtle
No, I didn’t mean to be vague
Give her the mad cow disease
Let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their terrible lies
Especially Bob
Then You would be Justice Guy
Yes then you would be a super hero like me

No, I didn't make this up. Stephen Lynch did, and yes, he is a comic genius...

 

[Wicked Inferno]

how bout the power to kill a yak from 20 yards away?

WITH MIND BULLETS!

 

[Tauredil]

"The ability to go back in time, do something, and come back like nothing has ever happened.
Combine that with mind control, and I can have sex with all the women I desire.
But seriously, that would've been awesome, I could use the mind control thing and get to France, where I'd bang Alizée and be happy. I know it sounds silly, but I'd love to have those abilities."


I didn't know that Alyzée was an object of desire outside of France!

Perversity is universal !