I'm more Metal than you...

[Accolade2289]

Not really. I just had a question for anyone who visits the forum. There is this kid who always says he is more metal than everyone, it actually gets quite annoying. I always tell him he is a dumbass cause that kind of thing can't really be measured.

However, if it could be measured. How metal someone was, what would it be? Hair length? Musical skills? Musical collection? Just throw out your ideas, I want to hear what metalheads think make metalheads metal. Lol, quite a tongue-twister.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

wow, what a retarded thread

 

[Thoth-Amon]

I think it would depend primarily on how vociferously you state that "Cradle of Filth sucks" on internet discussion forums.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

I think it would depend primarily on how vociferously you state that "Cradle of Filth sucks" on internet discussion forums.

you mean cradle of cock sucking homosexuals?

 

[Thoth-Amon]

you mean cradle of cock sucking homosexuals?

Point validated. HUAH is clearly a tr00 metalhead.

 

[Vossyrus]

There really isn't any measurement of how "metal" someone can be for a number of reasons. Firstly, you don't actually know the person you are talking to, so how can you make a non-biased argument supporting either way? If I had to pick one element that stands out above the rest, I'd say intelligence or knowledge on the subject of metal. It speaks for more than the amount of cds you've bought or how which bands you listen to everyday. It's a very immature and moronic debate nonetheless.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

Point validated. HUAH is clearly a tr00 metalhead.

I'm a tr00 metalhead. My life is finally complete,

 

[audiophileguy]

t-shirts+cds-majorlabels+years of virginity+hairlengthx100/.666=your fucking metaltude.
It's 100% accurate

 

[Ender Rises]

6 shirts + 32 cds + 18 years + 2*100=200 /.666 = 384.384

 

[Dr Zephyr]

You need to be br00tal, n3kro, kvlt and frostb1tt3n at the same time to have the honour of being called METAL.

 

[Ender Rises]

You forgot tr00.

 

[Vossyrus]

Oh yeah, well I'm Über Trve Kvlt x infinity.

 

[Ender Rises]

I'm gr1m and tr00 and kvlt and br00tal. And I'm gay, and Rob Halford made that very metal.

 

[rfe]

I think it's a combination of your tr00ness, your br00tality and 3v1l, how ne|<r0 you are, and how many fr0s+b1t3s you have.

So, in other words, you need to be an honest zombie who happens to also be evil, beat people up every Wednesday, and happens to need a nice warm blanket.

 

[Ender Rises]

Can we stop with the 1337 now?

 

[rfe]

N3v3r.

 

[Ender Rises]

1337 is the most idiotic phenomenon to come out of the internet.

 

[rfe]

I blame Korea.

 

[Ender Rises]

I blame idiots who want to look better than everyone else because of their uber uber l33t $|<1llz.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

lolocausts