He was fucking WASTED last night, wouldn't even take a ride home, he had to walk because he thought he was going to hurl 
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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
hahahaha awesome. he gets fascinated by odd US currency when wasted by the way, he couldn't stop talking about a 50 cent piece in Vegas.
sounds like fun ...
gugs, jk ... bachelor party tonight ... we got two ladies that will do "anything". my friend hired from this company before for parties ... and its goign to be a scorcher 2 hour "show" ... 53rd / 8th Avenue ... Sheraton ...
we need some cash chipped in to pay for all this but will be something you can tell your grandkids about ... GUARANTEED!!!
gugs, jk ... bachelor party tonight ... we got two ladies that will do "anything". my friend hired from this company before for parties ... and its goign to be a scorcher 2 hour "show" ... 53rd / 8th Avenue ... Sheraton ...
we need some cash chipped in to pay for all this but will be something you can tell your grandkids about ... GUARANTEED!!!
The "donut" tire is on it now, but I whacked it so good, I think I may have cracked the front axle. At the very least, the stability control is completely eff'd; I'm looking at a best guess of $2K in damage.
I was, and I feel stupid for driving drunk (everyone else, spare me), but I was really driving so cautiously too. I just took my exit too sharp, and whaled the curb. I knew right away I had done fucked up. Fuck.
Anyway, just talked to Ali, he can't move off the couch.
x 14 Guinness, 1 glass of bourbon, and 3 Irish Car Bombs.
Anyway, just talked to Ali, he can't move off the couch.
x 14 Guinness, 1 glass of bourbon, and 3 Irish Car Bombs.
MFJ
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MFJ
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Anyway, an Irish Car Bomb =
1. pint of Guinness, 3/4 filled
2. shot glass of 1/2 Irish whiskey (Jameson or Bushmills preferred) + 1/2 Irish cream (Bailey's preferred)
3. drop shot glass in Guinness, watch it foam, chug.
Delicious!
1. pint of Guinness, 3/4 filled
2. shot glass of 1/2 Irish whiskey (Jameson or Bushmills preferred) + 1/2 Irish cream (Bailey's preferred)
3. drop shot glass in Guinness, watch it foam, chug.
Delicious!
General Zod
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Next time you fuckers are going out drinking, give me a call.markgugs said:Anyway, just talked to Ali, he can't move off the couch.
Zod
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Trust me, you wanted no part of last night.
On the plus side, we pumped over $40 into that damned jukebox and listened to at least 6 hours straight of Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Def Leppard, Scorpions, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Megadeth, In Flames, Mercyful Fate, Guns & Roses, and um, some other stuff.
There was a moment when Ali & I were full-on air guitaring and screaming the words to "In My Darkest Hour."
The bartender thanked us for "finally playing some real fucking music around this place."
General Zod
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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
hahahaha i mean that sucks, but that's funny too.markgugs said:I managed to whack a curb and destroy my front wheel last night, 2 blocks from my house.
on the way home from a Depeche Mode concert many years ago, i was pretty shithoused and approx. 35 miles away from home. told my girlfriend at the time "ookay babyb, you gotsa keep an eyeeyeye on me...." and the bint was fucking snoring before we left the parking lot. made it back to a gas station a few blocks from my pad with little incident, got out to get some smokes. the broad sold me a pack and then said "you don't look 18..." and i packed them very roughly while brandishing my ID to her, 15 feet away from the counter. got home, carried the girl inside, passed the fuck out. the next day i found out my boss at the time (he was at the concert as well, we split a bottle of 1800 tequila
) woke up the next morning to find watermelons, oranges, and various other fruits next to him. him: "what the fuck...?"
his wife: "i guess you don't remember buying all that on the way home last night."
him: "...what the fuck?!"
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