hahahaha i mean that sucks, but that's funny too.
on the way home from a Depeche Mode concert many years ago, i was pretty shithoused and approx. 35 miles away from home. told my girlfriend at the time "ookay babyb, you gotsa keep an eyeeyeye on me...." and the bint was fucking snoring before we left the parking lot. made it back to a gas station a few blocks from my pad with little incident, got out to get some smokes. the broad sold me a pack and then said "you don't look 18..." and i packed them very roughly while brandishing my ID to her, 15 feet away from the counter. got home, carried the girl inside, passed the fuck out. the next day i found out my boss at the time (he was at the concert as well, we split a bottle of 1800 tequila
) woke up the next morning to find watermelons, oranges, and various other fruits next to him.
him: "what the fuck...?"
his wife: "i guess you don't remember buying all that on the way home last night."
him: "...what the fuck?!"
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