ITT Give Dead Lioness your best pick up line

[Reign in Acai]

Just call me simba.

 

[IOfTheStorm]

I have a pick up line for jewish girls, but only for jewish girls who live in Israel

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

haha, i don't have pickup lines, I don't pickup women, i'm too nervous and fuck it up so i save myself the embarassment. that said...

"Hey baby, how about some Sex, Drinks and Metal" [/sarcofago] *cough, i suck*

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

haha, i just searched my mp3 collection for the word "sex" lol.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Tool - Prison Sex
Clandestine Blaze - Psychopathia Sexualis
Sarcofago - Sex, Drinks and Metal
Arrogant Works - Sex, Drugs and RRSPs ( "i'm a rock and roller with financial security! SEX! DRUGS! RRSPs!! I'm a guitar hero with MORTGAGE EQUITY!!!! )
Slayer - Sex.Murder. Art.
Gorgoroth - Sexual Bloodgargling (lollerskates I havent' deleted this shit)

 

[Captain Beard]

I have Stella Artois. (wins)

 

[NAD]

Sex. Murder. Art. might just be my favorite Slayer song EVAR.

@Dead_Lioness: If you spend a night with me, I guarantee you will laugh both with and at me.

 

[Reign in Acai]

So uhhh, you come here often?

 

[unhinged]

have you ever had worms?

I've used that successfully
took a few trys though

 

[cthulufhtagn]

"i'm the guitarist from hammerfall"

 

[Captain Beard]

"i'm the guitarist from hammerfall"

She'd gut you with her high heels

 

[Hell Mike]

popcorn

 

[MFJ]

IMO this needs more , it was really funny

I'll agree.

 

[lizard]

I protest this board's blatant objectification of women as sex objects alone [slides arm around karen's shoulder protectively]

 

[Krilons Resa]

I'm cut, how are you?

 

[Locutus of Borg]

Kiss me, I'm circumcised.

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[lurch70]

I'll be expecting your call by tonight ...

 

[unhinged]

g-oaghaaaaaaah

 

[lizard]

Ugh