ITT Give Dead Lioness your best pick up line

[cthulufhtagn]

http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?t=190168

haha oh man i knew i was in for some entertainment when i saw this

Your friend was downright rude to a member of our race. He also acted like a complete fool. Makes me wonder what kind of friends you keep. You should have told him to shut his mouth and go get some sleep.

I'm guessing you're about 18?19? You need to grow up. We're running out of time and don't need incidents like this.

aaahahahahaha, what a humorless jizzbag

and then when i thought it couldn't get any funnier

Yeah she may have been white but she looked a little bit like she could be part mexican.

/dies

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I guess I shouldn't have been surprised that Stormfront came up when I did a search for "pick up lines for jewish girls".

 

[Reign in Acai]

haha oh man i knew i was in for some entertainment when i saw this

aaahahahahaha, what a humorless jizzbag

and then when i thought it couldn't get any funnier


/dies

"We're running out of time and don't need incidents like this?" I garuntee this guy plays world of warcraft for 8 hours a day, then hops on that mssg board like he's a big bad aryan.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

I guess I shouldn't have been surprised that Stormfront came up when I did a search for "pick up lines for jewish girls".

fuckin LOL haha

i have to reiterate my fondness for the mexican comment, it drives me into fits of laughter every time i look at it

 

[lizard]

I'll tell you what these "oh all my problems must be because of other people" makes me laugh at how pathetic white people can be. Conservatives love to spout about "personal accountability" but look at the crime docket, homeland security officials being busted for pedophaelia, cheney's former aide saying bush approved cia identity leaking, super lobbyist abramoff plea bargaining and house leader Delay quitting...wow the "family values" guys are being exposed as frauds and dumbasses

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I have a pick up line for jewish girls, but only for jewish girls who live in Israel

I lived in Israel and I can speak hebrew! say it say it! hehehe

!!!!! NICE!!! Couldn;t find a better picture Erik!

I have Stella Artois. (wins)

@Dead_Lioness: If you spend a night with me, I guarantee you will laugh both with and at me.

heh, O RLY?

 

[Reign in Acai]

So who won?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

"i'm the guitarist from hammerfall"

lol can you imagin how many times that douch bag gives that line to girls?

I protest this board's blatant objectification of women as sex objects alone [slides arm around karen's shoulder protectively]

awww.... yeah your joke line was the original one!!

I'll be expecting your call by tonight ...

hahahah!!!!! winner!!!!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Karen knows I'm above something like this

I think Karen hates me for making this thread. Karen I'm not a perv I swear!

never! I can take a joke worry not Jerry and Justin

funny thread actually... so many funny posts, man I wish I could quote them all
and add a big underneath each one!!

 

[Furious B]

Hey Dead Lioness! Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[lurch70]

hahahah!!!!! winner!!!!

of course ...

I just realized that is a map of Paris on the speedo

 

[AsModEe]

I don't have pick up lines. I wait for girls to pick me up.


















































































Still waiting...

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

Walk up to em an say "I love your fucking collarbone". Shit works everytime

 

[M.Lehto]

Translation?

My way is not Kanttuvei enough.

Haha, kanttuvei is somewhat like passed out or drunk as a pig. And when you say it right, it rhymes, hard to descripe right.

I took it from a cartoon in Finnish music magazine, I thought it was hilarious.

 

[NAD]

I don't have pick up lines. I wait for girls to pick me up.

*BLANK IRONIC SPACE*

Still waiting...

Dude seriously, being approached by a woman is one of the greatest things ever. I love women that know what they want and take it, rather than playing bullshit fucking games all the shitcunting god damn fistfucking time. [/frustrated in current female situation]

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Dude seriously, being approached by a woman is one of the greatest things ever. I love women that know what they want and take it, rather than playing bullshit fucking games all the shitcunting god damn fistfucking time. [/frustrated in current female situation]

I can approach a guy a like. I have no problems with it.
most women though, love that "game" it can be fun.
Plus, if a girl likes you, and you see it, then the game is
even more fun.... right? :Smug:

 

[neal]

this is the first time i have seen the term "shitcunting" and i must admit, i like it.

 

[KILL TULLY]

I think I have a crush on you.

I'm re-playing this one, because I want you all to know it works like a charm in real life. Just get drunk and go up to a chick and be like "Ummmm, I think I have a really big crush on you."

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

"hey karen, care for a bit of deflowering?"

WORKS EVERY TIME

 

[Furious B]

Haha, someone the other day while I was at the library left a note on my car that read:

"Hey hottie! Call me! (xxx)xxx-xxxx"

My friend works at the mobile phone company that the number belongs to so he's going to find out who it is for me.