ITT Give Dead Lioness your best pick up line

[lurch70]

 

[lurch70]

but you keep coming back for it

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Okay, I got some.

"Hey baby, I respect you too much to use the pick up lines I just learned from Stormfront.org."

http://www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php?t=190168

"Do you know what a 'race warrior' is?"

"Your family owns a bank? Mine too!"

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

imo lizard won the thread

 

[lizard]

ITT we use carecrew sensitivity to get girlz to lower their defensive shields

 

[Reign in Acai]

No no, this won't ruin the friendship!

 

[lizard]

I was attempting to be humerous, oberleutnant grahn

 

[Tranquillian]

For such a fat woman, you don't sweat much.

(You're not fat).

 

[Reign in Acai]

Damn heina, you be lookin gooooood

 

[Hell Mike]

(You're not fat).

(lame but would have been funny if you left this out)

 

[Reign in Acai]

I'll be your huckleberry.

 

[JayKeeley]

I'll be your dingleberry.

 

[Reign in Acai]

This thread brings out your eyes.

 

[Henrik Main]

Out of about 6000 songs I have six containing "sex"

"Acid Sex And Marble Teeth" being one of them, of course

 

[Henrik Main]

Also: Intelligence is Sexy

Kool songtitle, decent enuff song

 

[Crimson Velvet]

"Hei sveis"

or

"Du var da en fin fiolin"


Never fails...

 

[KILL TULLY]

I think I have a crush on you.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Karen knows I'm above something like this


Seriously though, my favorite pickup line is to glance down at your crotch and say: "Well it ain't just gonna suck itself!"

 

[Reign in Acai]

I think Karen hates me for making this thread. Karen I'm not a perv I swear!

 

[Reign in Acai]

Translation?

My way is not Kanttuvei enough.