ITT Give Dead Lioness your best pick up line

[Conspicuously Absent]

i'm not as stupid as I usually act I know whats up

And yeah, you're kinda right sir acai, but thats their own damn fault for being tards.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I've, just recently, been really addicted to pretzels.

 

[lurch70]

I agree.... with Sirlion...
I love the hunt too... sometimes its such a fun part.
Of course you'd only like it if its working out, but the hunt is just as fun..

you know... its pretty east guys... girls always *somehow* show
the guy they like - that they like him.
If its a smile... a look... checking him out.. standing in his area at the bar..
you know once you'll learn to see that- your hunt will be great 99.9% of
the time...

girls always show.
seriously.

this is true also ... and I know how to pick up on it as well ... but it always happens with girls I am not attracted to

 

[NAD]

I've always been great at attracting asexual women.

 

[lurch70]

...

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

This thread got downright funny.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

^ I blame Lurch... he owned it with his butt in yellow speedos

 

[lurch70]

hahaha ... I'll take that as a compliment and have a beer to celebrate your beauty

 

[Krilons Resa]

There's the first legit pick up line so far.

 

[Reign in Acai]

So Karen, uhh how are you doing tonight? See any good movies lately?

 

[NAD]

bass players are way hotter than guitar players

That's a pretty good way to pick me up.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

bass players are way hotter than guitar players

HA! this thread just got really funny

 

[NAD]

Seriously though, bassists are fucking dorks. Big time. I'm perfectly comfortable with that.

Even the great ones. Geddy Lee? Les Claypool? Total nerds.

 

[lurch70]

Nikki Sixx

Tom Araya

Steve DiGiorgio

 

[NAD]

Guitarist:

Drummer:

Lead singer:

Keyboards:

Bassist:

 

[lurch70]

all i have to say is ... ALEC JOHN SUCH

 

[Krilons Resa]

LMFAO!

 

[JayKeeley]

Within 8-10 years 60% of the girls you know now will be single mothers.

Edit- You live in the Pacific Northwest, make that 85%.

Yeah, either that or LOTS of girls in their mid-30's STILL SINGLE (read: unattached and without long term commitment, body clock ticking away) and now whining about being single because they procrastinated and played hard to get throughout their 20's.

It's at this point when you hear girls saying, "all the best men are either married or gay".

 

[lurch70]

dude, i know all these mid 30's girls ... and the games are still on. they are still playing them.

I blame Sex and The City for the flakiness of NY women ... damn this place.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Lurch- same here. If anything, they have mastered the games and now play at freakish skill level.