Kinky shit.

[sjcortese]

pissing on a girl/having a girl piss on me

sticking my gloved fist up a girl's ass

receiving a footjob/sucking on women's toes

getting pegged while wearing a miniskirt

a married guy paying me to fuck his wife while he watched in the corner

sex in the unisex bathroom in the gothclub

receiving a rimjob

Ok, one of these crosses the line for me because all of the others could be categorized as an accident if someone happens to walk in on you and accuse you of being kinky:

She peed on me on accident.
I peed on her on accident.
My gloved hand slipped into her ass on accident.
He paid me to lay pipe but I fucked his wife on accident.
I fucked a goth chick on accident.
I got a rim job on accident.

You don't end up in a skirt on accident... Sorry but kinky is one thing but being a perv is another lol.

 

[monoxide_child]

Ok, one of these crosses the line for me because all of the others could be categorized as an accident if someone happens to walk in on you and accuse you of being kinky:

She peed on me on accident.
I peed on her on accident.
My gloved hand slipped into her ass on accident.
He paid me to lay pipe but I fucked his wife on accident.
I fucked a goth chick on accident.
I got a rim job on accident.

You don't end up in a skirt on accident... Sorry but kinky is one thing but being a perv is another lol.

but seriously
the skirt was "costuming"
http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/new/poe...r-particular-sexual-costumeplaying-scenarios/

 

[monoxide_child]

why did everyone stop posting in this thread??

 

[StefTD]

why did everyone stop posting in this thread??

you won the thread, now it's finished

Seems like you even got in front of Carlos and us German guys in that race...

 

[Skinny Viking]

couldn't type ... too much oil on my hands

 

[StefTD]

couldn't type ... too much oil on my hands

Where's your gag ball?

 

[monoxide_child]

couldn't type ... too much oil on my hands

 

[SocialNumb]

This reminds me! About a moth ago, I was drinking with this "cutie". Anyways, the night was finished and we (or I) decided to go back to my place. Things got heated and we did our thing for a while and she pops the "take me from behind, no not there" She wanted anal and I obliged. Sadface.jpg

I hit oil, again. This time it was more horrifying than the last. The bitch took Pepto Bismol earlier in the morning.

I will NEVER see her again. uke:

 

[3tuxedo]

The bitch took Pepto Bismol earlier in the morning.

You've ruined my mind forever.

 

[DanLights]

Where's your gag ball?

I think you mean ball gag ;-)

This reminds me! About a moth ago, I was drinking with this "cutie". Anyways, the night was finished and we (or I) decided to go back to my place. Things got heated and we did our thing for a while and she pops the "take me from behind, no not there" She wanted anal and I obliged. Sadface.jpg

I hit oil, again. This time it was more horrifying than the last. The bitch took Pepto Bismol earlier in the morning.

I will NEVER see her again. uke:

Hahahaha wth dude.

 

[J the TyranT]

Glad this thread has been revived. FUCKING COMEDY GOLD!!!!!

For REAL hahas goin down

 

[ArthurD]

donotwatch (dot) org
This is kinky stuff.

 

[Jaymz]

Hahahahaha "I hit oil"....that fucking killed me!

 

[RedDog]

This reminds me! About a moth ago, I was drinking with this "cutie". Anyways, the night was finished and we (or I) decided to go back to my place. Things got heated and we did our thing for a while and she pops the "take me from behind, no not there" She wanted anal and I obliged. Sadface.jpg

I hit oil, again. This time it was more horrifying than the last. The bitch took Pepto Bismol earlier in the morning.

I will NEVER see her again. uke:

"Bitch frosted me like a fucking cake!"

 

[jangoux]

Anal is awesome (brazilians love anal for some reason idk), the problem is when the girls is not very clean and when the cum goes out of her ass, it comes brown instead of white.

 

[indecizo]

Anal is awesome (brazilians love anal for some reason idk), the problem is when the girls is not very clean and when the cum goes out of her ass, it comes brown instead of white.

what the fuck did I just...?
thanks, now I'll have to skip dinner, thanks :/

 

[sjcortese]

Anal is awesome (brazilians love anal for some reason idk), the problem is when the girls is not very clean and when the cum goes out of her ass, it comes brown instead of white.

Good god I thought only Willy Wonka could make that happen!

 

[jangoux]

what the fuck did I just...?
thanks, now I'll have to skip dinner, thanks :/

Dude, shit happens, literally. I had this friend a few years ago where he had this thing for fat ladies. Young, white, black, old, whatever, as long as it was fat. And I mean fat. One day he went to fuck this 50yo fattie while wearing a white shirt and after banging her crapper, his shirt was not completely white anymore

Ass is great but good higiene is really needed or things like that will happen for sure.

 

[SocialNumb]

"Bitch frosted me like a fucking cake!"

Really, really dark chocolate.

thar she blows

Ass is great but good higiene is really needed or things like that will happen for sure.

This!

Girls that are into anal should already know how to prepare themselves.

 

[monoxide_child]

She wanted anal and I obliged. Sadface.jpg

I hit oil, again. This time it was more horrifying than the last.