Kinky shit.

[EffigyForgotten]

Who wants to have sex with a nasty hobo?

 

[monoxide_child]

http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/i-did-it-for-science

 

[monoxide_child]

Who wants to have sex with a nasty hobo?

i myself wasn't mentioned in the article, dumbass

it was just an article i was reading

 

[LeSedna]

-

 

[EffigyForgotten]

i myself wasn't mentioned in the article, dumbass

it was just an article i was reading

My comment had nothing to with the "article" you were reading.

 

[monoxide_child]

who banged a woman whose mummy was younger than me?

Hugh Hefner and Larry King

 

[monoxide_child]

pissing on a girl/having a girl piss on me

sticking my gloved fist up a girl's ass

receiving a footjob/sucking on women's toes

getting pegged while wearing a miniskirt

a married guy paying me to fuck his wife while he watched in the corner

sex in the unisex bathroom in the gothclub

receiving a rimjob

 

[bryan_kilco]

dude wtf.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

pissing on a girl/having a girl piss on me

sticking my gloved fist up a girl's ass

receiving a footjob/sucking on women's toes

getting pegged while wearing a miniskirt

a married guy paying me to fuck his wife while he watched in the corner

sex in the unisex bathroom in the gothclub

receiving a rimjob

I'm very curious what you even look like if you can do such things

 

[blue_fAng]

pissing on a girl/having a girl piss on me

sticking my gloved fist up a girl's ass

receiving a footjob/sucking on women's toes

getting pegged while wearing a miniskirt

a married guy paying me to fuck his wife while he watched in the corner

sex in the unisex bathroom in the gothclub

receiving a rimjob

Alright we get it, you are nasty as hell.

 

[bryan_kilco]

^^

I'm fucking losing it here!

 

[blue_fAng]

^^

I'm fucking losing it here!

Now I wouldn't be surprised if he's literally into "kinky shit".

 

[EffigyForgotten]

 

[plague_rider]

pissing on a girl/having a girl piss on me

sticking my gloved fist up a girl's ass

receiving a footjob/sucking on women's toes

getting pegged while wearing a miniskirt

a married guy paying me to fuck his wife while he watched in the corner

sex in the unisex bathroom in the gothclub

receiving a rimjob

/Thread

 

[sjcortese]

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

But the first time must be like trying to shove a marshmallow through a key hole. Just don't seem worth the trouble.

 

[bryan_kilco]

"marshmallow through a keyhole".....!!! That's a new one in my vocab!

And, speaking of hotdog down a hallway.....our drummer was getting texts from a random number a month or 2 back....

"New band name: hotdogs in a hallway".

"Who is this?"

"I'll call you back, I'm in a meeting".

and then over the course of a week or so, this conversation sort of repeats itself. I fucking died laughing, I don't know why I thought it was so funny.

 

[RedDog]

But the first time must be like trying to shove a marshmallow through a key hole. Just don't seem worth the trouble.

Gold. Fucking Gold.

 

[sjcortese]

Ball-gags!!!!!

That could be interpreted in a couple of ways, an actual ball-gag or a chick with some guys fleshy hood ornament mounted to her chin. Either way she can't talk so it's a win-win situation..

How the definition of "kinky" has changed over the years...

 

[plague_rider]

That could be interpreted in a couple of ways, an actual ball-gag or a chick with some guys fleshy hood ornament mounted to her chin. Either way she can't talk so it's a win-win situation..

How the definition of "kinky" has changed over the years...

Either way is a good time...

 

[monoxide_child]

I'm very curious what you even look like if you can do such things

not all those things at once, obviously