scorpio01169
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athough I have been out of town for two weeks and two weeks to go, my wife had sex everyday for the first year were married. We are lifestylers and I get to have sex with hot ladies in front of my wife all the time.
^^ Teach us master
Glad everyone else is still getting laid.
Shit has been in the gutter with me and my lady for the past few months. =/
Snap dude... fucking same here...
It sucks. But honestly, I've become a bit immune to it anymore.
My last relationship (also my very first) lasted 5 years. That shit was a bit rough when it ended since I had never been through anything like that before. Now I have found an awesome girl but she's controlled by alcohol and pretty much every time she drinks she turns into a drunk 12 year old girl who drank for the first time. Not really, but she gets stumbling and slurring and stuff. And I can't handle that shit. I love me some beer and I can put some back but I don't get totally retarded every time I do. But....it's "not fair" when I try to lay down an ultimatum for her of either me or booze.
I don't know what to do anymore. It causes fights. We've only seen each other a few times in the past 3 weeks or so since she's staying at my friends to take care of his gf after surgery. And just about every time we hung out the past few weeks a fight has broken out. It's strange to go from living with someone to never seeing them.
Anyway, enough of me whining. Guess I better finish digging that hole in the back yard......
I like to take a dump in a ziplock bag, (to preserve freshness) grab a dildo, get my girl's asshole open wide and with a spoon, (I've tried everything including a bicycle pump) I proceed to stuff my dump in her just so I can see my dump anew. I'm working on getting another girl in on the action so I can see my dump anew twice!
i just had sex with a woman who's children are all older than me
http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_20597043/hicks-time-magazines-breast-feeding-covers-causes-stir
also
i once had sex with a woman whose grandchildren were all older than me