Ladies of UM: Critique My OKC Profile

[Carpe Mortem]

I mean... Everyone has different tastes, man. If I were single and saw your profile I'd be thinking awe, he is just adorable. Then I'd skip it for the dude who wrote less than a paragraph total. Personal preference, I like the strong silent type.

Your profile is fine as it is if that's who you are. You are likely to attract women who also talk a lot, like a super dorky little short chick who does shit like *pokes you* *runs in corner giggling* *shows you manga collection shyly*. Asterisks included. She will be hella squeezable. This I have foreseen.

You're just fuckin adorable, and will attract likewise adorable females or women who are embittered by masculine men and want to try you out for awhile as a change, only to ultimately break your heart. In other words, tread lightly.

Real talk

 

[Draehl]

I giggled just reading that. Also, ugh, manga. I can deal though.

 

[tagradh]

I mean... Everyone has different tastes, man. If I were single and saw your profile I'd be thinking awe, he is just adorable. Then I'd skip it for the dude who wrote less than a paragraph total. Personal preference, I like the strong silent type.

Your profile is fine as it is if that's who you are. You are likely to attract women who also talk a lot, like a super dorky little short chick who does shit like *pokes you* *runs in corner giggling* *shows you manga collection shyly*. Asterisks included. She will be hella squeezable. This I have foreseen.

You're just fuckin adorable, and will attract likewise adorable females or women who are embittered by masculine men and want to try you out for awhile as a change, only to ultimately break your heart. In other words, tread lightly.

Real talk

Tehehehehe.

Hehehehe.

FUCKING HEHEHEHEHE.

 

[Zephyrus]

That post needs cat emojis all over it.

 

[Omni]

so did any women actually comment in this thread? other than hbb of course

 

[Carpe Mortem]

I giggled just reading that. Also, ugh, manga. I can deal though.

I think folk metal fans might also be pretty promising for you, if you take the suggestions about black shirt. Chicks whose favorite bands are Ensiferum and Alestorm, etc., and probably love renaissance festivals and whatnot. Poet types. They'd think you're cool and mysterious for knowing the underground bands. Plus you're a nice guy and look very studious with that hair, so continue playing it up. You will meet victory.

 

[voilenoir]

Mostly aimed at the ladies around. Dudes comment too if its relevant. Post yours if you want feedback. Move to Males & Females if need be. Thanks!

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/84mk

I love that Tumblr is one of the things you can't live without. Personally I think your profile is good. Seems informative enough and kinda funny... Not in a bad way!!
Have you met up with anyone?

 

[Draehl]

@Carpe
Good angle. I hadn't thought of that, but Folk does have a unique position in the metal world and I mean that in a good way. Accessible, goofy, but still awesome.

@Voilenoir
Nah nobody yet.

 

[Krow]

I think folk metal fans might also be pretty promising for you, if you take the suggestions about black shirt. Chicks whose favorite bands are Ensiferum and Alestorm, etc., and probably love renaissance festivals and whatnot. Poet types. They'd think you're cool and mysterious for knowing the underground bands. Plus you're a nice guy and look very studious with that hair, so continue playing it up. You will meet victory.

I'd rather slice a hole in a lemon and fuck it than be in an actual relationship with a girl that loved Alestorm.

Random observation from this thread and I don't mean anything by it really... But I can take a lot of shit. Listening to Alestorm all the time? Not sure.

 

[-CC-]

Keelhaul this filthy landlubber!

 

[Draehl]

I'll listen to some oompa folk metal if it means I can throw on some Drudkh or Burzum or w/e and not get a "what is this shit?" look.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Omni, Krampus and FD all had helpful input.

Omni's back?

I didn't see her in the thread.

 

[Zephyrus]

Mercyful Fate = Omni

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

grant's back? i didn't see him in the thread

 

[MoSeN]

I also just made a pleb account for the heck of it.

 

[voilenoir]

Well just go for it!!!

 

[The Ozzman]

One of mine for that section was 'not having tact'

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I had one that said "Playing with swords and pretending I'm a wizard and shit."

How is that not an instant pantie dropper?

 

[The Butt]

I had one that said "Playing with swords and pretending I'm a wizard and shit."

How is that not an instant pantie dropper?

Potion mixin' everyday.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

That's why WE WIZARDS!