lets get to know each other shall we

[Caillac]

So, I'm Kath, I'm 18 and I live in Austria .. I like Metal, Gothic and Industrial .. and I think I'm sometimes really strange

 

[tenebrose]

I am tenebrose. I'm from Staffanstorp (Sweden), but I live in Aberdeen (Scotland). I love pop music, like Britney Spears, but I like the attention of groveling, drooling, uncivilised, testosterone-driven metalheads, so I used to hang out at Opeth Off-Topic/Chat. (just to prove that no one actually reads these things and actually just likes to talk about themselves).

 

[R.I.P.2]

I am tenebrose. I'm from Staffanstorp (Sweden), but I live in Aberdeen (Scotland). I love pop music, like Britney Spears, but I like the attention of groveling, drooling, uncivilised, testosterone-driven metalheads, so I used to hang out at Opeth Off-Topic/Chat. (just to prove that no one actually reads these things and actually just likes to talk about themselves).

Nonsense. :Smug:

 

[Herald of Abomination]

Name is Danny, and I live in Virginia, US. I'm 16 years old. I like:

…And Oceans, Abigor, Ablaze My Sorrow, Abortus, ABSU, Abruptum, Acheron, Agalloch, Agathodaimon, Agoraphobic Nose Bleed, Alchemist, Amon Amarth, Amorphis, Anacrusis, Angel Corpse, Angra, Annihilator, Arch Enemy, Arcturus, Asphyx, Atheist, As I Lay Dying, At the Gates, Bal Sagoth, Bathory, Behemoth, Blind Guardian, Bloodbath, Blood Rose, Bolt Thrower, Borknagar, Burzum, Carcass, Celtic Frost, Cephalic Carnage, Children of Bodom, CKY, Converge, Cruachan, Cryptopsy, Cyanide Breed, Cynic, Darkane, Darkthrone, Dark Funeral, Dark Tranquility, Daylight Dies, Death, Demilich, Demons and Wizards, Dillinger Escape Plan, Dimmu Borgir, Dissection, Dying Fetus, Edge of Sanity, Einherjer, Emperor, Enslaved, Enthrone, Enthroned, Ephel Duath, Exhumed, Extol, Faith No More, Fantomas, Farmakon, Gamma Ray, Gates of Ishtar, Goat Whore, Gorgoroth, Graveland, Gorguts, The Haunted, Hecate Enthroned, Helloween, Hypocrisy, Iced Earth, Immortal, Immolation, In Flames, Iron Maiden, John Zorn, The Kovenant, Katatonia, Krieg, Lacuna Coil, Lamb of God, Macabre, Marduk, Mastadon, Maudlin of the Well, Mayhem, Megadeth, Metallica, Mercyful Fate, Mike Patton, The Minibosses, Moonsorrow, Morbid Angel, Mortiis, Mr Bungle, Naglfar, Napalm Death, Nasum, Noctuary, Nokturnal Mortum, Old Mans Child, Opeth, Origin, Pig Destroyer, Prong, Porcupine Tree, Rotting Christ, Satyricon, Secret Chiefs 3, Sigh, Slayer, Soilent Green, Sodom, Spiral Architect, Strapping Young Lad, Suffocation, Summoning, Symphony X, Testament, The Mars Volta, Thales, Therion, Tomahawk, Tristania, Ulver, Uphill Battle, Vader, Vintersorg, Voi-Vod, X-Japan, Yngwie Malmsteen, Zonata, Zyklon, Zyklon B

and more.

 

[Yetti]

I am tenebrose. I'm from Staffanstorp (Sweden), but I live in Aberdeen (Scotland). I love pop music, like Britney Spears, but I like the attention of groveling, drooling, uncivilised, testosterone-driven metalheads, so I used to hang out at Opeth Off-Topic/Chat. (just to prove that no one actually reads these things and actually just likes to talk about themselves).

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

My name is Arch and I'm an alcoholic.

Exactly my words.
Except: My name is - - -part.

 

[Pancakes]

I am tenebrose. I'm from Staffanstorp (Sweden), but I live in Aberdeen (Scotland). I love pop music, like Britney Spears, but I like the attention of groveling, drooling, uncivilised, testosterone-driven metalheads, so I used to hang out at Opeth Off-Topic/Chat. (just to prove that no one actually reads these things and actually just likes to talk about themselves).

omg u 2????

I'm Pancakes, I'm from Vancouver, British Columbia, live in Hamilton, Ontario now. My favorite bands include King Crimson, Pink Floyd, Opeth, Mayhem, Tom Waits, Matthew Good Band, New Pornographers, Shpongle, basically a bit of everything. My favorite movies include Violent Cop, Ran, The Wall, Grave of Fireflies and High Fidelity. I am Zeus.

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

IMO High Fidelity wasn't so good of a film. Funny and a bit naive which isn't so bad but I've seen dozens of better ones.

 

[Captain Beard]

I am the Lord of Darkness, and yet the Bringer of light at the same time, a 21 year old from the Toilet bowl of the world, AKA Central Valley, California. I Like Nevermore, Armageddon, In Flames, Bathory, Carcass, Arch Enemy, Ancient Rites, The Crown... (Goes on for years.) Not a complete asshole, but not the nicest guy either, I may support your thoughts, or just shit on them altogether (Blow me, Iron Flames.) Oh, I think Shadowthrone is fucking funny, and jeanreno and panckes are really cool (Wait, he said they're COOL?) Yes, I did.

 

[EdgeJ]

My name is John. I'm a painter.

 

[lord667]

Hey, I'm from the same city as you, Kollex! Are you one of those kids who used to hang around in front of Cathedral Lanes? My favourite bands are Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Misfits, Marilyn Manson, Atari Teenage Riot, Uriah Heep, Queensryche, Discharge, Monster Magnet, Blaze, Mayhem, Guano Apes, Judas Priest, Motorhead, Agnostic Front, Ozzy Osbourne, System Of A Down, Alice Cooper, Gary Moore, Manowar, WASP, Akercocke, Saxon, Dio, X-Ray Spex and Enya.

Plus, of course, Electrovomit, Monolythic Idol, and The Rockmedoos.

I'm 20 years old. I drive a blue Ford Fiesta. I live with my mother and my younger brother.

I play bass and guitar, I write poems (not shitty stuff about committing suicide or having pain deep within, but actual poetry) and in my spare time I'm studying for a BSc(Hons) in Computer Science and working part-time at a wholesaler.

My favourite tipple is Scotch whisky. I also drink a lot of tea, coffee and Evian.

I own £400 worth of shares in Woolworths Group (WLW.L) which I bought based on three factors: 1) A strong performance the day before 2) A nice, low P/E ratio 3) Profit growth forecasts exceeding the sector averages for the next two years.

I have been single for, well, it'll be four years after Christmas. My last girlfriend's name was Rosie. I still miss her and I never got a full explanation as to why we broke up. We fell out of touch about three years ago and now I have no way of contacting her even if I wanted to. The fact that I've been single for so long is due to equal measures of cowardice, aloofness, and mullet.

On my desk right now: Flixonase nasal spray, "The Sims", most of a bottle of Scotch, a small glass with a small amount of Scotch in it, most of a spindle of CD-Rs, my mobile phone, a few plectrums, some rubber bands, the remote control for my stereo, assorted university papers, a small teddy bear in a graduation-day costume, a Eurodisney snow-globe, a pen, assorted CDs (all in the correct cases), and a soldering-iron stand.

What I fell asleep doing last night: listening to Pulp's "This Is Hardcore" album on my CD-Walkman.

What empty bottles are on my bottle-collection shelf: Jack Daniels, Cripple Cock scrumpy, Legless But Smiling scrumpy, medium-dry cava, Moet.

How many people really care about any of this: None at all.

What the point of this is: Nothing.

What I'm going to do now: Stop.

 

[FangsFirst]

Hey, I'm from the same city as you, Kollex! Are you one of those kids who used to hang around in front of Cathedral Lanes? My favourite bands are Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Misfits, Marilyn Manson, Atari Teenage Riot, Uriah Heep, Queensryche, Discharge, Monster Magnet, Blaze, Mayhem, Guano Apes, Judas Priest, Motorhead, Agnostic Front, Ozzy Osbourne, System Of A Down, Alice Cooper, Gary Moore, Manowar, WASP, Akercocke, Saxon, Dio, X-Ray Spex and Enya.

Plus, of course, Electrovomit, Monolythic Idol, and The Rockmedoos.

I'm 20 years old. I drive a blue Ford Fiesta. I live with my mother and my younger brother.

I play bass and guitar, I write poems (not shitty stuff about committing suicide or having pain deep within, but actual poetry) and in my spare time I'm studying for a BSc(Hons) in Computer Science and working part-time at a wholesaler.

My favourite tipple is Scotch whisky. I also drink a lot of tea, coffee and Evian.

I own £400 worth of shares in Woolworths Group (WLW.L) which I bought based on three factors: 1) A strong performance the day before 2) A nice, low P/E ratio 3) Profit growth forecasts exceeding the sector averages for the next two years.

I have been single for, well, it'll be four years after Christmas. My last girlfriend's name was Rosie. I still miss her and I never got a full explanation as to why we broke up. We fell out of touch about three years ago and now I have no way of contacting her even if I wanted to. The fact that I've been single for so long is due to equal measures of cowardice, aloofness, and mullet.

On my desk right now: Flixonase nasal spray, "The Sims", most of a bottle of Scotch, a small glass with a small amount of Scotch in it, most of a spindle of CD-Rs, my mobile phone, a few plectrums, some rubber bands, the remote control for my stereo, assorted university papers, a small teddy bear in a graduation-day costume, a Eurodisney snow-globe, a pen, assorted CDs (all in the correct cases), and a soldering-iron stand.

What I fell asleep doing last night: listening to Pulp's "This Is Hardcore" album on my CD-Walkman.

What empty bottles are on my bottle-collection shelf: Jack Daniels, Cripple Cock scrumpy, Legless But Smiling scrumpy, medium-dry cava, Moet.

How many people really care about any of this: None at all.

What the point of this is: Nothing.

What I'm going to do now: Stop.

You sire, get the glowing overachievement award!

 

[Static]

My name is Static, and I'm the best poster. Yes, I do exist, and I'm here.

Bow to me.

 

[O'blivion]

my name is ryan and i'm a cunninglinguist.

 

[Katatonic]

my name is vaughan and im the first aussie to post here (i think).

anyway, i like metal. and stuff thats not metal.

 

[Static]

Stuff that's not metal?

GEDDOUTTAHERE.

 

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

James. 19. Regularly visit both forums, no introduction needed. And by the way this SUCKS FUCKING ASS

 

[EdgeJ]

I don't have a point of view; know not where I'm going to. Aren't I a bit like you?

 

[ShadowLioness]

My real name is Rachel, 28 years old, originally from Chicago. I moved 1250 miles away a few months ago to be with another UM member.

I love all forms of melodic music, yet my favorite is metal.. I will not bore you with a list.

I have a shitty temp. job that overworks me and underpays me. I have a new kitten that drives me insane.

My car is possessed by an evil horn god.


I graduated college 5 years ago:Smug:.

I have grey hair, meh. I dye it.

Errrm, I like to bake, shut up.

I love Halloween, my cupcakes will own you all.

I think that's enough.

 

[LuminousAether]

The vocal designation given to the flesh-form I inhabit is made of a number of written representations of vocal sounds which are composed of some order in the English language of a, m, t, s, e, t, t, e, p, n, h, and s. This order is a great secret and shall never be revealed by my hand.

The sounds in which I find myself deriving esthetic pleasure from are mostly found in the banal classification system known as categorization and they consist of the genre-types known as black metal, doom metal, grindcore, alt.country, industrial, trip hop, indie rock, emo, hardcore, metalcore, jazz, fusion, prog rock, hip hop, post rock, ebm, coldwave, industrial metal, dark ambient, and a slew of other related groupings.

But do these describe who I am? What am I? Am I simply a loosely connected collection of cells which through some mistake of "thought" deems himself to be sentient? Am I a pawn of unseen beings of enormous power playing a game with stakes of nothing to them, but everything to us? What I am is unquantifiable, but I shall be known as redeemer, lightbringer, and arbiter.