Lets Talk About Random Shit Thread.

speaking of random shits, i wish this damn stomach virus would go the fuck away

ive had the liquid poo the last 4 days now
 
I wanna have Italian friends :)! My friend sent me this :
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have food.

FRIENDS: Will say "hello."
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and
just being together.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.